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Song Parodies -> "Never Eat Again"

Original Song Title:

"Here I Go Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitesnake

Parody Song Title:

"Never Eat Again"

Parody Written by:

Mother of 3 Ferrets

The Lyrics

This is my first Whitesnake parody. I hope you like it!
I don’t know what I’m doin’
But I sure know what I’m eatin’
Stuffed all the food in my stomach yesterday
And I’m hurting my mind
I’m not eating one last time
Never eat again, never eat again

Though I keep eating all the junk food
I never seem to stop from pigging out more
Oh God, I’m gettin’ sick and cannot carry on
And I just wanna be,
Like all others, as skinny as can be

I’ll never eat again all alone
Crammin’ 50 million burgers and more to go
Like a craver, I’m made to take it for my own
And I’m hurting my mind
I’m not eatin’ one last time

Just another person on a diet
Waiting for something to happen
And I’m gonna stop from chowin’ out of control
‘Cause I just wanna be,
Like all others, as skinny as can be

I’ll never eat again all alone
Crammin’ 13 thousand cakes and more to go
Like a craver, I’m made to take it for my own
And I’m hurting my mind
I’m not eatin’ one last time

I’ll never eat again
Never eat again
Never eat again
Never eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

And I just wanna be,
Like all others, as skinny as can be

I’ll never eat again all alone
Crammin’ 70 billion steaks and more to go
Like a craver, I’m made to take it for my own
‘Cause I just wanna be,
Like all others, as skinny as can be

I’ll never eat again all alone
Crammin’ 20 million chips and more to go
Like a craver, I’m made to take it for my own
And I’m hurting my mind
I’m not eatin’ one last time

I’ll never eat again
Never eat again
Never eat again
Never eat
Never eat again

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Phil N - April 19, 2010 - Report this comment
quite funny

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