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Song Parodies -> "Here I Go With Beans On My Toast"

Original Song Title:

"Here I Go Again On My Own"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitesnake

Parody Song Title:

"Here I Go With Beans On My Toast"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

Someone struggling to make a breakfast
I don’t know what I’m doing
And I sure can read the tin
Trying to make a breakfast to starten off my day
And I must’ve be blind, tin opener I must find
I’ll open up the tin, open up the tin

Though I keep trying to work the toaster
I never seem to know what those slots are for
It might’ve helped if I turned the toaster on
Cos I know that it seems, I cant even open a tin of beans

Here I go with beans on my toast
I really wish that I had learned I was shown
It isn’t easy to make a piece of toast
And I’m losing my mind, this meal got me entwined

Just another man who cant prepare food
Cant even make a simple meal
My toasters gone it is like working a maze
And I’m thick as it seems, I cant even open a tin of beans

Here I go with beans on my toast
I really wish that I had learned I was shown
It isn’t easy to make a piece of toast
And I’m losing my mind, this meal got me entwined
I’ll try the toast again, try the toast again
Try the toast again, here I go.

And I’m losing my mind, this meal got me entwined

Here I go with beans on my toast
I really wish that I had learned I was shown
It isn’t easy to make a piece of toast
And I’m thick as it seems, I cant even open a tin of beans

Here I go with beans on my toast
I really wish that I had learned I was shown
It isn’t easy to make a piece of toast
And I’m losing my mind, this meal has got me entwined
I’ll try the toast again, try the toast again
Try the toast again, here I go.
Try the toast again.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Andria - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm not much better in the kitchen than the guy in your parody, but I still enjoyed it, Gari. Great job, and 5s.
Gari J - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank god for the microwave meal innit andria lol. I hope you endeavour in future kitchen activities
Mark Scotti - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, Gari. I'm not a fan of Whitesnake, but I am of this wonderful parody...
Gari J - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks scotti these silly titles pop into my head and from there I just improvise
MadameNorCAL - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, try Peanut Butter on Rye, washed down with PEETs coffee ! It always ~Makes My Day~ Positively the best, when you're in a rush, sir !
sab - January 21, 2010 - Report this comment
it will be relly good if i have vote it makes me feel relly good i woid like to do this again

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