-> "Royal Pain"
Original Song Title:
"Careless Whisper"
Original Performer:
Wham! and George Michael
Parody Song Title:
"Royal Pain"
The Lyrics
I feel so unsure, as the Kansas City Royals take the diamond
As the game unfolds, something in the park
Calls to mind the glory years that ended all too soon
We're never gonna win again, guilty team has got no talent
Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool
Should've known better than to still believe
That they would once again start winning
Cause they're never gonna win again
The way they did so long ago
Time could never mend the royal pain from Kansas City
To the heart and mind, ain't no restless kind
But there's still losing on the field
Cause winning's so hard to find
We're never gonna win again, guilty team has got no talent
Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool
Should've known better than to still believe
That they would once again start winning
Cause they're never gonna win again
The way they did so long ago
Tonight the losing streak's so long, I wish that it would end right now
Baby, it's better this way, we'd hurt each other with the things we wanna say
They could've kept their stars together, the glory could've stayed forever
But now who wants to play for them? Please stay
And we're never gonna win again, guilty team has got no talent
Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool
Should've known better than to still believe
That they would once again start winning
Cause they're never gonna win again
The way they did so long ago
(Now that it's gone) Now that it's gone
(Now that it's gone) Oh my, it feels so wrong
That they had to break up the team...
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