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Song Parodies -> "Wake Me Up Before I Go-Go"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham!

Parody Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before I Go-Go"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Too...much...toilet humor...bottled-up inside...pressure...building...got...inspiration...from...Cookie-man's WHAM! parody...must...let...go...must...let...GO...AHHHHhhhhh!....now...must click "PROCESS" button to flush..."click"....FLOOOOOSSSSHHHH........
(Shitterbug)
(Shitterbug)
(Shitterbug)
(Shitterbug)

You put the boom-boom into my fart
You set my hole on fire when my shovin' starts
Shitterbug fecally gapes
Playin' Wang Chung's dung as my pee-poo escapes

But something's bugging me
Something ain't right
The brown sheets tell me
What I did last night

Left me sleeping
In our bed
Butt was leaking
So you should've woke me up and said -

Hey wake up, before you go-go
'Cause leaving poop in the bed is a no-no
Hey wake up, before you go-go
I don't want your piss again to hit that thigh

Hey wake up, before you go-go
'Cause our bed isn't your commode, oh-no-no
Hey wake up, before you go-go

Use the toilet tonight

Don't wanna hit that thigh (no, no wa-ay!)

(Shitterbug)
(Shitterbug)

I gotta go - get outta my way!
( hey! hey! )
I made it just in time, diarrhea sprayed

Fart ignites with indigo flame!
( flame! flame! )
Lift seat - spray in it - flush it down the drain

But I'm not crazy
I'm no fool
I'm just lazy
'bout dumpin' my stool

C'mon baby
Let's not fight
Rubber sheets will
Keep everything all dry all night

Wake me up, before I go-go
'Cause leaving poop in the bed is a no-no
Wake me up, before I go-go
I don't wanna piss again and hit that thigh

Wake me up, before I go-go
'Cause our bed isn't my commode, I know-ho
Wake me up, before I go-go

Blast that porcelain white

Don't wanna hit that thigh (no, no wa-ay!)

( instrumental )

Cuddle up baby
Move in tight
Rubber pants? There's no need to-night!

I've no doubt dear,
There's no need to dread!
Take a chance -
Butt-plug me instead!

(Shitterbug)

Wake me up, before I go-go
'Cause leaving poop in the bed is a no-no
Wake me up, before I go-go
I don't wanna piss again and hit that thigh

Wake me up, before I go-go
'Cause our bed isn't my commode, I know-ho
Wake me up, before I go-go

Wearin' De-pends to-night

Don't wanna hit that thigh (no, no wa-ay!)

Wake me up before I go-go
Don't you dare to leave me drowning in a pool o' cocoa!
Send me dash-ing!

(boom-boom-BOOM!)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

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Adagio - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
OOO...this would be a perfect parody for someone around here that doesn't like poo, pee, etc. This kind of sets the tonr for the day. Good parody, Johnny! 5's
Arwen - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Giggling...cringing...giggling some more. I love you, Johnny! 5s...
Ashkicksass - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross! I love you too.
Cookie-man - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
That was truly incredible Johnny! Also thanks for the shout out! 555! This song hits a little to close to home becasue it actually happend to my wife......LMAO!!!!
Lee O. Jay-Z - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Yo, man -- dat's da shiznit.
The Butt Plug Police - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
We warned you! Too funny, as usual, Johnny! Rod says 555 flushes ought to do it.
Mari D - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
That song deserved your parody! I'm not going to DUMP on it, though. Great job!
TJC - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This one, though grosser than I usually like, had me rolling on the floor! Perfect Parody!
John Barry - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this is flush with funniness.
alvin rhodes - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
buttloads better than the original
Agrimorfee - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
2000. (that's 2 GROSS!) 534.
Jack Wilson - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG LOL 555! Great job!
Johnny D - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, everybody!

Adagio: Well said! I'm certainly not going to let some Anti-Poo-Parody-Party-Poopers spoil my fun when I come up with a really stupid parody idea that makes ME laugh --- besides, they're just stroking their own pitiful egos by proudly showing-off their disdain for humor that celebrates a vital aspect of our precious human bodies.

Arwen: Sister, I love you too!

Ashkicksass: Love you too, Sister-Kicksass!

Cookie-man: Does your wife know what you just shared with the entire planet? LOL!

Lee O. Jay-Z: Word! Rhymes with...

The Butt Plug Police: Tell Rod he can take the plug out now. I did not just write that preceding sentence which I just wrote.

Mari D: But you could perhaps give it a ride to the "transfer station"!

TJC: I hope you weren't rolling in anything the rest of us wouldn't want to roll in!

JB: A Flush beats a Full-Outhouse in Five Card Dump.

alvin: Your comment says a pantload.

Agrimorfee: You, sir, are an HONORABLE MAN. My reply to Adagio's comment does not include people like you, who honestly comment and sign their names to their comments --- I would never in a million years expect everybody in the world to think poop can be a funny topic, but it's my ongoing hope that people who dislike aspects of a parody will leave a comment along with their name, without fear of "reprisal" or any bull-poop like that. Thanks again, Agrimorfee, you are totally cool!

Jack: Kind of like the "other end" of your grub-parodies, eh?
The Thought Police - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You really got your sh!t together on this one!555
Johnny D - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks TTP!
Kristof Robertson - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Shitterbug! Ha ha ha ha (plop)...oh dear...555
Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks KR!
aoid - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't like it. Sorry. :(
Johnny D - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
That's okay, aoid, not everybody finds this kind of thing funny. Thanks for stopping by. :)
Conker(the red squirrel) - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Reminds me of piles of poo I had to put up with on my bad fur day!
George Michael - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I'LL SEE YOUR ASS IN COURT, YOU F**KIN' POTTYMOUTH!
Tim Hall - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a wonderfully incontinent parody! 5's
Chris H. - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Almost as funny as the ``White Room'' , lots of nasty shit-riddled humor , but once again , the kind I adore. Only problem is , this is one of those repitive songs , so It the same lyrics drag a bit. But I can't blame you , I had the same problem with ``Take me out with Han Solo''
Scotty Dangerously - July 14, 2015 - Report this comment
It could've been funny if George Michael sang that parody

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