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Song Parodies -> "Wanna Buy A Ton Of Ho-Ho's"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before You Go, Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham!

Parody Song Title:

"Wanna Buy A Ton Of Ho-Ho's"

Parody Written by:

Cookie-man

The Lyrics

I really do love Ho-Ho's but would never go to quite this excess........
Gonna' snap 'em up
Gonna' snap 'em up
Gonna' snap 'em up
Gonna' snap 'em up
They put the boom boom into my heart
They send my soul sky high when I spot those tarts
Naughty thoughts creep into my brain
Gonna' gain so much that my seams will all strain
Fudgy goodness that is whipped with cream
Don't think of sugar plums when I dream
They are my weakness I can't refrain
Why do you shoot me such nasty looks of disdain?

Wanna buy a ton of Ho-Ho's
Ding Dongs will not do no sir oh NO-NO
Wanna buy a ton of Ho-Ho's
They're so tasty that I want to cry
Wanna buy a ton of Ho-Ho's
Will tip the scale at 5 and double oh oh's
Wanna buy a ton of Ho-Ho's
Ate 16 cases last night
They say I'm gonna die!
Yeah, Yeah

The only bright spot left in my day
When I spot a box, best get outta my way
I'll mow you down just like a freight train
Then I'll eat, eat, eat till the box has been drained
They say I'm crazy, act like a fool
Even photographs of them can make me drool
Bursts of chocolate in every bite
An open box can keep me entertained all night!

Wanna eat a ton of Ho-Ho's
Can't figure out why all my diets yo-yo
Wanna eat a ton of Ho-Ho's
Can't figure out why my ass is so wide
Wanna eat a ton of Ho-Ho's
With a friend or I can do it solo
Wanna eat a ton of Ho-Ho's
Buy me snack cakes tonight
I want a chocolate high
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Snap, em up, snap em up

Getting so fat now that people stare
Had to go buy all new underwear
Can't stop the voices in my head
Eat 18 cases then go lie down on the bed
Snap em up

Bought the store out of their Ho-Ho's
Manager said that they will get no mo mo :(
Bought the store out of their Ho-Ho's
Have to listen to me bitch and cry
Bought the store out of their Ho-Ho's
Feelin' sick like I could big chunks blow, blow
Bought the store out of their Ho-Ho's
Gotta go now bye, bye
Sick and puking all night


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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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Arwen - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
5s, Cookie-man...excellent pacing & so funny! However, I will challenge you to a delicious Hostess pastry duel, as Ding Dongs will ALWAYS be my treat of choice...=)
The Thought Police - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
SWEET !
Ashkicksass - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
"When I spot a box, best get outta my way Iíll mow you down just like a freight train" LMAO! I want a Ho-Ho...
Johnny D - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Ho-ho-HO!! Great job, Cookie-man, very funny parody, well-done! 5-5-5!
Adagio - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I think reading this satisfied my sweet tooth. I do like "Will tip the scale at 5 and double oh ohís" :D
Sugar - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
It was good.....but I was a little disapointed. I thought you were going to eat a different kinda HO !! :o
Cookie-man - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all! Arwen, You know I would NEVER turn down any type of food including ding dongs, twinkies, doughnuts, fruit pies, snowballs......... Plus I don't want to get into a Hostess war with you. ;) TTP, thank you so much for your sweet comment! Ash, while I was writing this yesterday I was TOTALLY craving Ho-Ho's! I feel your pain...... Johnny D, I am so glad you liked it! This song is so cheesy and campy that it deserves to be made fun of! :) Adagio, I was pretty proud of that line myself! ;) I hope to HELL I never get that big!! Sugar, Sorry to disappoint, but that has the wheels turning in my head for a new one you naughty little minx! ;)
Royce Miller - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
good parody--how did you come up with your name Cookie-man?
Genius in Maine - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Three 5's (and three double oh ohs!)
Cookie-man - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce, In answer to your question I just happen to work for a company that is know for their cookies (here's a hint you can find them at your local mall) I am not creative enough to have come up with that on my own! ;) I am glad you liked it! Thank you genius for the 5's and 3 double oh oh's!!! LMAO!!
Rod Worden - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Ton o' fun, 555 Cookie-man!
Cookie-man - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad you liked it Ron! As for my previous coment I am obviously not KNOWN for my spelling abilities! :-o
Cookie-man - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
OK I maust have been having a terrible day!!!!! I meant to say thanks to Rod not Ron...........
Cookie-man - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I give up..........

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