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Song Parodies -> "Revenge For Last Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Last Christmas"

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Parody Song Title:

"Revenge For Last Christmas"

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The Lyrics

Just take Christmas as the Christmas shopping season and we should be ok here.
Last Christmas, I shopped at Wal-Mart
Then spent three days in a hospital stay
This year, to help me prepare
I’m going to take tai kwan do

Last Christmas, while pushing my cart
Some big woman took my blender away
With no fear I pulled on her ear
And then she removed my colon

Once bitten on my thigh
I tried to distance but she poked out my eye
I don’t think she’ll recognize me
When I go cobra kai with my ninja feet
(Oh, my blender)
I’ll snap it up and place it
In my shopping cart, can’t have this, I mean it
She won’t know what a master I am
With my green belt hidden, she cannot hurt me again

Last Christmas, she gave me start
When she piledrove me through the concrete
This year, to levy my fears
I’ve learned to wax on and wax off
Last Christmas, she ripped out my heart
The cardiologist had me for three days
This year with a mighty sneer
I’ll go and chew off her eyebrow

A crowded store, trying to survive
It could be worse, it could be Best Buy
My God, I thought the Christmas spirit would help me
No? I swear she went and tried to scalp me
My face was all clobbered and a fire on my arm
My skills undercover, but she tore me apart
Oh, oh
Now I found out how to fight you’ll never hurt me again

Last Christmas, I wasn’t too smart
I could have sworn she was my own boggart
This year, a full moon of fear
I’ll give her a boot to the head
Last Christmas, She took me apart
And bought her blender with my own credit card
This year, it’s perfectly clear
That I’ll have the upper hand now
Dressed like a ninja with a sai on his arm
I’ll find her in this Wal-mart wherever she shops
(Maybe next time)
I’ll finally get my, I’ll finally get my blender
Last Christmas I tried to sing this song. The very next day they booed me. This year, to save me from jeers, I won't sing it out loud again.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Claude Prez - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Ah, the old "chew off the eyebrow" move! No one expects that! Great stuff! Even if the original song is probably the WORST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER
Jonathan - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
^ I know I sure wouldn't! however, I have to disagree about the OS. it's actually one of my favorite Christmas songs! although, I like "Achy Breaky Heart" (the original, not that rap crap!) "Seasons In The Sun" and "We Built This City" so, what do I know about music? I guess... 455
Patrick - December 07, 2017 - Report this comment
A local TV channel played this song to death last Christmas. Video of a bunch of friends gathering at a chalet to ski and sit around a fire. Your version would make a much better youtube entry.
Agrimorfee - December 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Nice. 555

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