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Song Parodies -> "Bad Toys"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Boys"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham!

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Toys"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Ooh Ooh!
Hey Mommy, Hey Daddy
Yu’ve bought gifts for me, oh yeah
Long since I’ve been 1
You always buy the crappiest gifts for me
You blow it, your tastes are very dumb
You bought pencil sets for school
A Spongebob Squarepants pool
And fake pirate jewels
A replica of Scooby Doo
I start to pout and glare at you
It’s a meltdown time, for sure

Bad toys
Have no levers, never make noise
(Beep beep beep beep beep! Honk Honk!)
Good toys
Stay together, never break twice
(Vroom vroom vroom, beep beep beep!)

Hey Mommy, Hey Daddy
Get better presents for me
No bats, no balls, come on!
Just when the hell you gonna get me a Wii?
I want to play some Donkey Kong
What did you buy last night?
A fragile, flimsy plastic kite!
Your wallet’s so thin, right?
Why should a child suffer such a plight?
Who cares about plastic in flight?
Just take it all right back to the store!

Bad toys!
Please no Dora Explorer
Kill joys
(“Swiper no swiping!..ooh man!”)
Good toys!
Electronic, sonic, get wise!
(Bleep, bleep, buzz, bang bang bang!)

Toys are cool, it’s oh so true
But dudes like me are stuck with parents like you
Don’t know why you worry
That I’m pushing 30
Obsessed with all these great toys
Hanging with those “strange” goys
Don’t need girls
Friday nights--
Red Bull, Pez and cheese bites
Why do you think I’m such a fool
I hated school

Bad toys
Altogether never bring joys
(Nope nope nope, nope nope, Nuh-uh!)
Good toys
Must be mint, not used, for good buys
(Beep beep beep beep, pow pow!)

Bad toys
Have no levers, never make noise
(Beep beep beep beep beep! Honk Honk!)
Good toys
Stay together, never break twice
(Vroom vroom vroom, beep beep beep!)…

DUDE!
Copyright 2011, Agrimorfee

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Matthias - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
My favorite line in here is "That I’m pushing 30" it made this cute parody down right creepy which is fantastic!
Monstermaster13 - April 26, 2011 - Report this comment
I feel your pain.
Blaydeman - April 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) What kinda toys do you want at 30?! LOL!
Rex - May 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The scary part is the thought that this may be an accurate description of an entire generation...
bobpiecheese - May 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I don't know whether to laugh at the over-the-top manchild in this parody, or cringe because this may end up being me in 10 years. Let's go with the former, makes me feel better. 555 for you, sir!
Below Average Dave - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment
What's 30. . .not even half way up the hill. . .I just turned 29 and I write parodies, my toy is the computer. . .and I play video games. . .so I could, sadly, kinda sorta--in a way--relate. . except I rely on me for my 'toys'
Syncronos - May 13, 2011 - Report this comment
"Red Bull, Pez, and Cheesebites" Either your a toy collector or you play(ed) D&D...either way, GREAT STUFF! I love how you varied the choruses

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