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Song Parodies -> "Last Christmas (disgruntled George Michael groupie version)"

Original Song Title:

"Last Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham!

Parody Song Title:

"Last Christmas (disgruntled George Michael groupie version)"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Lyrics are from a woman's point of view; specifically, a woman who was originally infatuated with George Michael (or another guy), but suffered a major letdown after he came out.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day
You came out as gay
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone hetero

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day
You came out as gay
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone hetero

Once bitten and twice shy
Boy, you went and left me for another guy
Listen baby
This just doesn't seem fair
When you used to kiss me
Did you wish I had chest hairs????
"Merry Christmas"
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "You're a king"
I meant it
But now I know that you're really a queen
Since you fooled me before
I don't care if I sound mean

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day
You came out as gay
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone hetero

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day
You came out as gay
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone hetero

Oooooo
Oooh baby

So now then
This is how it ends
I'm hiding from you
And Dorothy's friends
I must have misjudged
Your orientation
Me?
A guy's replaced me, and it's no consolation

I know that I'm something that you never could stand
I'm only a woman, I could never be your man
Oh oh
Now I've found a straight guy, you'll never fool me again

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day
You came out as gay
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone hetero

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day
You came out as gay
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone hetero

Heteroooooooooooo

I know that I'm something that you never could stand
I'm only a woman, I could never be your man
Next year I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone hetero
Hetero
Someone someone
I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone hetero
Who won't wish I was a guy
I'll give it to someone
Who won't go and pass me by
I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone hetero
Maybe I'll become a lez
Don't care what anyone says
I thought you were someone hetero
Gave you my heart
I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
You gave it away
I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone

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