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Song Parodies -> "The McDonald's Story"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham

Parody Song Title:

"The McDonald's Story"

Parody Written by:

Amy Lossi

The Lyrics

It is a story about the McDonald's Birdie Mascot and Her Husband.
McDonald's Breakfast Meals [4X]

You put the break-fast into my heart
You send Birdie the early bird and her husband
Goes a Mc-Mc-Mc 'til ronald's heart
But somebody's got the breakfast
It is so true
Birdie the early bird's husband told her what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my treehouse
Birdie and her husband didn't dream last night, but I can spend money.

Wake her up before ronald goes-goes
Don't take birdie's husband on a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
Birdie lost the way and now it can't
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause she and he in a danger gate open wide
Wake me up before you go-go
Take those 2 out tonight
I wanna say sure

You take the mcblue skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than McDonald's crazy day
Turned better now love
My pearls same look mcdonaldly

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Say your lady
It is no
I hate mcdonald's (yeah, yeah, baby)

(McDonald's)
(McDonald's)

Cuddle down, baby, go away
We'll go away
Its never cold, but it's not cold
There is no dream for birdie the early bird.

(Boom!)

[Birdie the early bird laughing]
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