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Song Parodies -> "Drugs- They Wake Me Up And Make Me Go-Go"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham

Parody Song Title:

"Drugs- They Wake Me Up And Make Me Go-Go"

Parody Written by:

HanW!

The Lyrics

This song is a joke- KIDS DON'T DO DRUGS
Jitterdrug [4X]

I put the cocaine into my heart
It sends my soul sky high when the ecstasy starts
Jitterdrug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's drugging me
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what I did last night
Left you sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

They wake me up and make me go-go
They don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
They wake me up and make me go-go
I won't feel a thing cause' I'm on a high
They wake me up and make me go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going sober
They wake me up and make me go-go
Keep me dancing all night
I'm feeling that high (yeah, yeah)

They took the grey skies out of my way
They made the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
I made the a bright spark light up my weed
My beats per minute never been at this speed

'Cause you're my heroin, I'm your coke
It makes me crazy so much I choke
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

They wake me up and make me go-go
They don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
They wake me up and make me go-go
I won't feel a thing cause' I'm on a high
They wake me up and make me go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going sober
They wake me up and make me go-go
Keep me dancing all night
I'm feeling that high (yeah, yeah, baby)

(Jitterdrug)
(Jitterdrug)

Cuddle up, baby, they move in tight
They'll start me dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm, no doubt
They'll make me dance, 'til they wear out

(Jitterdrug)

They wake me up and make me go-go
They don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
They wake me up and make me go-go
I won't feel a thing cause' I'm on a high
They wake me up and make me go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going sober
They wake me up and make me go-go
Keep me dancing all night
They wake me and make me go-go, they don't dare to leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Keep me dancing

(Boom-boom-boom)

(I'm hungover...)
My Bebo

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Rotten Tomato - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Your chorus actually sounds a little like potty training from the perspective of a toddler. Might be another way to go with this song.
Jason - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
This is far too close to the original song.

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