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Song Parodies -> "Blow The 1s Before You Go Go"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham!

Parody Song Title:

"Blow The 1s Before You Go Go"

Parody Written by:

Mr 1s

The Lyrics

You put TNT into my mouth
You send my 1s sky-high when your missiles start
Put a bomb into my pants
Goes a-bang bang bang till my 1s to the same
But somethings bothering you
Somethings not right
Your best parody scored 1s last night
Left me burning on my bed
I was'nt dreaming but shouldn't vote on you yet

Blow me up before I 1-1
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Blow me up before I 1-1
I don't wanna miss it when I click the 1s
Blow me up before I 1-1
Cos im not planning on voting 5s
Blow me up before I 1-1
Take me to my 1s tonight
(I wanna vote 1s, yeah...)

You take the average lower than 5
You make the sun fade darker than the 1 votes
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My lovely 1s melted in the sand
Cos your not my best friend, Im not your fool
It kills me when we act cruel
Please Chris Kilo, lets not fight
We'll go dancing, everything won't be alright

Blow me up before I 1-1
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Blow me up before I 1-1
I don't wanna miss it when I click the 1s
Blow me up before I 1-1
Cos im not planning on voting 5s
Blow me up before I 1-1
Take me to my 1s tonight
(I wanna vote 1s, yeah...)

Cuddle up Chris, move in tight
We'll go voting 1s tonight
Its cold out there but warm in bed
They can vote, we'll stay in bed instead

Blow me up before I 1-1
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Blow me up before I 1-1
I don't wanna miss it when I click the 1s
Blow me up before I 1-1
Cos im not planning on voting 5s
Blow me up before I 1-1
Take me to my 1s tonight
(I wanna vote 1s, yeah...)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
 1
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 3   1
 1
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 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

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Jason - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment
HA HA! If it isn't Michael Pacholek and Linda fighting, its Mr 1s and Chris Kilo instead!
Ann Hammond - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment
you're a big tease and perhaps a big pest.
Mr 1s - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Where is my number 1 buddy Mr Kilo?!

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