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Song Parodies -> "Sex me Up with your Pink Tu-tu"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham!

Parody Song Title:

"Sex me Up with your Pink Tu-tu"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

This parody does not reflect my personal life.
You put the Va-Voom into my drag
You'll send the crowds sky high with my latest gag
Twinkerbell onto the stage
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my cheeks are the rage
But something's bugging me, something ain't right
My girl friends hated what I wore last night
Left me weepin' in my threads
I went shopping, but I should have been on stage instead.

Sex me up with your pink tu-tu
Don't leave me prancing on with a moo-moo
Sex me up with your pink tu-tu
You don't want to miss me when I flash the guys
Sex me up with your pink tu-tu
'Cause I'm not plannin' on wearing fu-fu
Dress me up with your pink tu-tu
Make me drag queen tonight
I wanna be disguised (yeah, yeah)

You make the gay guys laugh at my twirls
You make my act shine brighter than Milton Berle
Turned a straigt guy into a flame
My calling minutes never been the same

'Cause I'm no lady, you're no fool
I feel so sexy when the men all drool
Come on, Georgie, hit the lights
We'll go draging, everyone will be uptight

(Chorus)

(Twinkerbell)
(Twinkerbell)

Cuddle up, Sandra, move in tight
I'm not draging this cherished night
It's queer out there, but your warm in bed
I can pass, I'll stay home instead

(Twinkerbell)

(chorus)

(Boop-boop-boop)





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Guy - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This is queerly a gay tune, indeed.
John Barry - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for the Milton Berle reference.
Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
What John Barry said.
alvin rhodes - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
tu tu funny..5s
Lionel Mertens - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the great feedback
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
SURE this doesn't reflect your personal life. I TOTALLY believe that. Heh heh.
Stuart McArthur - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
How did you manage to get fu-fu into that one?? Reading it brings the OS blasting back from distant years and into the front of my brain - good one - 555
SheDuke - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Are you my idol!

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