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Song Parodies -> "Just Give Me a Loan Now"

Original Song Title:

"I Think I'm a Clone Now"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovich

Parody Song Title:

"Just Give Me a Loan Now"

Parody Written by:

Ian Bowden

The Lyrics

Ok, so this was a parody of another song in the beginning but the Weird Al version is the only one I know the tune to!
Isn't it strange, how close credit is to debit
I guess I could pay, but the plastic is fantasic
I still remember how it began
The banker was a really nice man
Here take this Visa Card, it's alright
You can pay at three percent a month and never need use cash again and so

Just give me a loan now
Slap on a load of interest and make me moan
Just give me a loan now
And if I cannot pay just take back my home

So much in debt, I was left with only one option
To consolidate, and spread the payments even longer
Buying everything that I can
Swiping faster than Mike Tyson can
Who needs a checkbook now, it's alright
My flexible friend pays for me, I'm gonna set the world alight so

Just give me a loan now
Slap on a load of interest and make me moan
Just give me a loan now
And if I miss a month just cut off the phone
Just give me a loan now
Let me pay you twice as much as I took out
Just give me a loan now
And if I miss a month just ring me and shout

Signing cheques a thing of the past
Just how long can this Mastercard last
Go on a holiday, buy a car
And before I even know it my spendings gone to far and so

Just give me a loan now
Slap on a load of interest and make me moan
Just give me a loan now
And if I cannot pay just take back my home
Just give me a loan now
Let me pay you twice as much as I took out
Just give me a loan now
And if I miss a month just ring me and shout
Just give me a loan now
Slap on a load of interest and make me moan
Just give me a loan now
And if I cannot pay just take back my home

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