-> "Angelina has an Overbite"
Original Song Title:
"Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Angelina has an Overbite"
People, have you heard the latest news?
I have all the insight on the latest views.
Osama Bin Laden's in Pershing Square -
Walking down the street in his underwear.
He's in the El Ay River with Patt Morrison -
Noshing on sushi with Pat Robertson.
Now, People, listen up here's my latest find -
I have some news that will blow your mind!
Miley used to party in the USA -
Now, she's done with that - it's out with yesterday.
She took the show biz scene and threw it all away -
She's gonna be a nun and there's more to say!
And Angelina has an overbite -
Yes, Angelina has an overbite
She bites and she bites and she bites
People, stop the presses and listen to me -
I didn't make this up, it's really something I did see.
I was in a synagogue and I met Mr. Spock -
Singing cantorials with Elvis and Kid Rock,
And the Bar Mitzvah boy was President Barack!
I'm in such a spin and I keep coming back.
"Cause Angelina farts in bed all night
Yes, Angelina farts in bed all night
All night and all night and all night
Oh, I know the stars and the stars know me -
And I know a lot more than the paparazzi.
But I tiptoe around and discretion I use -
Or else some big lawyer's gonna cook my goose.
And I won't get a life with the racket I'm in -
It keeps going through my ears and the dirt keeps coming in.
I can't give it up with the cash coming through -
But, Angie, since you're here, why don't you let me buy a kid from you!
Come on, Angie, come on!
Mee - yow!
People, I just got it on the internet -
The Rose Parade committee has it all set.
The Octo Mom is marching in the Rose Parade -
She has her very own little kiddie brigade.
Jay Leno is riding on the Burbank float -
I'm drowning in roses, you know who gets to gloat!
'Cause Angelina is the Rose Parade Queen
Yes, Angelina is the Rose Parade Queen
That's so mean that's so mean that's so mean
Angelina's cooking with Rachel Ray
Yes, Angelina's cooking with Rachel Ray
Calimari with curds and whey
Angelina's in my face every day (yea, yea, yea, yea,....)
Angelina's in my face every day
Day after day after day after day -
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