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Song Parodies -> "Angelina has an Overbite"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Angelina has an Overbite"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Remember "Midnight Star" from Weird Al's second album "In 3d"?
People, have you heard the latest news?
I have all the insight on the latest views.
Osama Bin Laden's in Pershing Square -
Walking down the street in his underwear.
He's in the El Ay River with Patt Morrison -
Noshing on sushi with Pat Robertson.

Now, People, listen up here's my latest find -
I have some news that will blow your mind!
Miley used to party in the USA -
Now, she's done with that - it's out with yesterday.
She took the show biz scene and threw it all away -
She's gonna be a nun and there's more to say!

And Angelina has an overbite -
Yes, Angelina has an overbite
She bites and she bites and she bites

The dust

People, stop the presses and listen to me -
I didn't make this up, it's really something I did see.
I was in a synagogue and I met Mr. Spock -
Singing cantorials with Elvis and Kid Rock,
And the Bar Mitzvah boy was President Barack!
I'm in such a spin and I keep coming back.

"Cause Angelina farts in bed all night
Yes, Angelina farts in bed all night
All night and all night and all night

Oh, I know the stars and the stars know me -
And I know a lot more than the paparazzi.
But I tiptoe around and discretion I use -
Or else some big lawyer's gonna cook my goose.

And I won't get a life with the racket I'm in -
It keeps going through my ears and the dirt keeps coming in.
I can't give it up with the cash coming through -
But, Angie, since you're here, why don't you let me buy a kid from you!

Come on, Angie, come on!

Mee - yow!

People, I just got it on the internet -
The Rose Parade committee has it all set.
The Octo Mom is marching in the Rose Parade -
She has her very own little kiddie brigade.
Jay Leno is riding on the Burbank float -
I'm drowning in roses, you know who gets to gloat!

'Cause Angelina is the Rose Parade Queen
Yes, Angelina is the Rose Parade Queen
That's so mean that's so mean that's so mean

Angelina's cooking with Rachel Ray
Yes, Angelina's cooking with Rachel Ray
Calimari with curds and whey

Angelina's in my face every day (yea, yea, yea, yea,....)
Angelina's in my face every day
Day after day after day after day -

Oy vay!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Timmy1k - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny1 You must be spending too much time reading the entertainment rags.
unknownVotress - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord 2East, . . . sorry, Sir, but I just could not give a perfect score(5) considering the low-Life subject ! ! . . . will someone please hand that beastress a bar oSoap ! ! I don't know how Brad can even touch her . . . .
2Eagle - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy - I did notice that she has an overbite and that made me think of a song. As I said, they're always in my face. Gotcha, unknownVotress - I knew that would get a reaction from you.
Phil Nelson - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Interesting random stuff, (5)
Fiddlegirl - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Boy, no kidding... She's *everywhere*!!!!
Spoof-Man - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
2 Funn-e
2Eagle - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil - as I said this is in the manner of Weird Al. Thanks, Fiddle - true, but I think she is about to be replaced. Thanks, Spoof - glad you enjoyed it. Did you see the banner for Weird Al's show at the OC fair? Doesn't he look lovely with those flowing locks?
Tommy Turtle - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
(Assuming we're talking about A. Jolie, as I don't follow celebs, despite once having had lunch with her father): She has an overbite and rips 'em in bed? Who cares???? She's welcome in mine anytime!

DKTOS, and the answer to intro Q is no, but a funny write. 555
2Eagle - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Turtle. Angelina does have an overbite as I noticed in pictures of her on the net - which I see often - and that made me think of that song. Besides, I just wanted to see if I could get a reaction from unknown votress which I did. While we are on the subject of celebs, my sister told me that she was at an animal rescue benefit where she met Dusty Springfield. She said Dusty cried the whole time and couldn't stop. Ophelia.
TT - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
So do the parody already! (Dusty-Ophelia) ... Somehow, AJ's undying fanboy, Stuart McArthur, never mentioned the overbite in all the songs he wrote about her. Maybe it didn't matter to him -- or maybe that isn't where he was looking? ;)
2Eagle - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, TT - I'll get to Dusty - Ophelia when I get done with the other parodies I have stacked up. Speaking of stacked, fanboy must only see the Big A's boobs. I promise myself after this, no more Angelina parodies, but some times I can't help myself. What do you expect when you live in Burbank? And I like to get a rise out of UnknownVotress.
CootieGirl - February 07, 2010 - Report this comment
UnknownVotress-maybe they're both booger brains.
norCALvotress - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, I leave Burbank when it's soggy. I flee Burbank in derFall . . . . . Why, oh why do I leave B-Bank ? ? ? because no Liev at all ! ! ! to you, Lord eEase
2Eagle - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, norCAL - theres a nasty storm going on right now. That should mean an end to those stupid water rationing rules.

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