A-Rod's doing good
Just like he knows he should
The salt of the earth
Between Dallas and Fort Worth
But Texas Rangers had brought out the worst
They won't make it to the World... World Series

Red, black... and white
They've been cut down in their flight
Wings flap, feathers fall
Paper peeling right off the walls
Atlanta Falcons are going down
Since they've lost Michael Vick, their dog-hating man

Oh no, it's the Clippers, Clippers of L.A.
Oh no, they don't make it to the finals
Oh no, it's the Clippers of L.A.
Who cares about the good ol' Kobe Bryant?

N-E-W O-R-L-E-A-N-S
Here come the marching New Orleans Saints

Memphis Grizzlies, caught off-guard
Memphis Grizzlies, caught off-guard
The way Chicago Bulls had caught off-guard
Memphis Grizzlies, caught off-guard

San Diego Padres
No! We're sick of the Padres
San Diego Padres really suck!

Wreaking havoc on the way
Atlanta Thrashers come to play
Firebirds ran out of blaze
Putting themselves in a bad day

Columbus Blue Jackets, Jackets
Making a strong racket
O-hio, western conference central
Please, on my knees, busiest of busy bees
Slick, match wits, Columbus Blue Jackets

It's not Dallas Texans
Not Houston Oilers
But Houston Texans

Tampa Bay... Rays, Lightning, Buccaneers
Tampa Bay... Rays, Lightning, Buccaneers

Bobcats from Charlotte
Owned by Michael Jordan
Bobcats from Charlotte
Owned by rapper Nelly
Bobcats from Charlotte
Way down in the dumps
Way down in the dumps
Way... down... in... the... dumps