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Song Parodies -> "Soul Calibur III"

Original Song Title:

"Cable TV"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Soul Calibur III"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I can still be playing Time Crisis
I can still be playing Tekken 5
I do play Rave Racer
To shut up and drive
But then one day I'm seeing something
That doesn't really frighten me
Well, I've played this game, it wasn't much bad
It's only Soul Calibur III

And now I get to fight with various weapons
Certain moves did well for me
I'd like to get a piece of the action
That I would like to see

It's Soul Calibur III (Calibur III)
Soul Calibur III (Calibur III)
Oh, several characters of ecstasy
I love Soul Calbiur III, yeah
I love Soul Calibur III

It's not just a tale of soul and swords
It's like Tekken with weapons too
Forget Virtua Fighter
It's worse than Soul Calibur II
Mitsurugi's here, not Kazuya
Or some guy named Marshall Law
I got a fighting game wisdom toward this game
And I can still sometimes make a flaw

I'm talkin' 'bout 3D fighting games
With some guys you haven't seen in 2D
Now I never wanna leave the arcade
I've also liked Street Fighter III

There's Soul Calibur III (Calibur III)
Soul Calibur III (Calibur III)
Well, if you need to find me
You know where I'll be
Playin' Soul Calibur III, yeah
Playin' Soul Calibur III
'Cause I love Soul Calibur III, yeah
I love Soul Calibur III

My friends are gettin' kinda worried
As they just burst into the arcade scene
Oh I've liked this game, 'cause there were at least
Twenty-seven fighters, I've seen

Play Soul Calibur III (Calibur III)
Soul Calibur III (Calibur III)
Yeah, the latest thing that's ever happened to me
I love Soul Calibur III, yeah
I love Soul Calibur III
Well, I should play Soul Calibur III, yeah
I need Soul Calibur III

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