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Song Parodies -> "Hooked On Blessranger"

Original Song Title:

"Hooked On Polkas"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Hooked On Blessranger"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Songs used in the original polka:12th Street Rag (instrumental), State of Shock (The Jacksons), Sharp Dressed Man (ZZ Top), What's Love Got To Do With It (Tina Turner), Method Of Modern Love (Hall And Oates), Owner Of A Lonely Heart (Yes), We're Not Gonna Take It (Twisted Sister), 99 Luftballoons (Nena), Footloose (Kenny Loggins), The Reflex (Duran Duran), Metal Health (Quiet Riot), and Relax (Frankie Goes To Hollywood).
You are in a bad mood, your day wasn't good
You've been a bully girl who tries to rule the world
You're full of hate every day, you big disgrace
You'd always have to stay (ohh,stay in school)

Though his strongest style of karate can be very mild
He's kinda irate, a weak challenger that some guys hate
He's very foolish, getting way out of hand
'Cause every guy's crazy 'bout that pink-clad Dan, hey!

[Dan Hibiki]: "Gadouken!...Kouryuuken!...Gadou...Shou Kou Ken!"

Oh yeah,what's worse than this? This Prairie Dawn?
What's worse? Is it Ernie's rubber duckie?
What's worse than this? This Prairie Dawn?
Give Cookie Monster an oatmeal cookie

R-O-C-K-O, you know what, L-I-F-E, it's Rocko's Modern Life

Owner of a DVR, owner of a DVR
Quite as good as an owner of a VCR, owner of a DVR
[television sounds]
I can't watch it right now!

We're not constipated
So are we constipated?
We're not constipated, even though

[Capcom vs. SNK announcer]: "Capcom vs. SNK...Millenium Fight 2000."

Capcom vs. SNK
Fighting game you'll ever love
CVS stood for this
Something there from somewhere else

[Goofy,screaming]: "YAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOEY!"

Report to this troop, Goof Troop, Goofy and Pete's crazed group
Will-fufilled here in Spoonerville
Pete, repeat, there is someone to meet
Prove, approve, report to the Goof Troop

The Cavs got to battle, there is no hassle, could be no trouble

[cookie biting sound]
What the hey? [Cookie Monster saying "Cowabunga!"]
Cookie Monster's going bad!
What the hey? [Cookie Monster saying "Cookie!"]
Cookie Monster's going bad!

Fruit snacks, just eat it, when you want to go taste it?
Fruit snacks, just eat it, when you want to bite?
Fruit snacks, just eat it, when you want to really chew it?
Fruit snacks, just eat it, when you want to bite?
When you want to bite?
When...you...want...to...bite?
Medley of "Stay In School", "Pink Clad Dan", "What's Worse Than Prairie Dawn", "Rocko's Modern Life", "Owner Of A DVR", "We're Not Constipated", "Capcom vs. SNK", "Goof Troop", "Lebron James", "Cookie Monster (What The Hey)", and "Fruit Snacks". All songs by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger.

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Agrimorfee - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
All those excerpts out of context made them all funnier than the first time...then a climax with one of your best parodies, "Fruit Snacks" was icing on the cake, TSB!

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