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Song Parodies -> "Hooked On Parodies"

Original Song Title:

"Hooked On Polkas"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Hooked On Parodies"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

It tastes so good,I like it,I know I should
She's got parmesan cheese,please baby,please
Must be Italian 'cause ev'rytime I see her face
It's covered in tomato (tomato sauce)

Strip shows,nice stats
They don't hire 'em if they're old and fat
Great shapes,frim butts
Lookin' sharp and drivin' me nuts
I start droolin' when i see a girl dance
Cause every guy's crazy 'bout a heart shaped can

Whoo! Ah ha!

What's Rush got to do,got to do with it?
What's Rush,but a meathead set in motion?
What's Rush got to do,got to do with it?
He hates bleeding hearts,he's not smart,just outspoken

It's a narcotic type of drugs

Odor of a smelly fart,odor of a smelly fart
Much better than a
Odor of a deadly fart,odor of a smelly fart

We've just got a ticket
No! We've just got a ticket
We've just got a ticket,once more!

99 great cartoons
Floating through the TV waves
Panic strikes don't worry though
There's something here for everyone

And I'm gonna get loops
Froot Loops,gives me a sugar boost
Please,Wheaties,give me some energy
Apple Jacks,perfect as night time snacks
Troops,it's food,everybody get Froot Loops

The Cavs got to battle
There is no hassle
Could be no trouble

Bang your head!
I.R.S. will drive you mad
Bang your head!
I.R.S. will drive you mad

Ex-Lax not chocolate
When you want to go plop it
Ex-Lax not chocolate
When your colon's stopped
Ex-Lax not chocolate
When you need a high colonic
Ex-Lax not chocolate
When your colon's stopped
When your colon's stopped
When your colon's stopped...Ex-Lax!
Medley of (songs made by me are marked with a "*"):"Tomato Sauce" (Ol' John Brown),"Heart Shaped Can" (Alvin Rhodes),"What's Rush Got To Do With It" (William Tong),"Narcotic Type of Drugs"*,"Odor Of A Smelly Fart" (Mikey Squirrel),"We've Just Got A Ticket" (YouKnowItsJoe),"99 Great Cartoons" (Mike Armstrong),"Froot Loops" (Ethan Mawyer),"Lebron James"*,"Bang Your Head (I.R.S. Will Drive You Mad)" (M. McCain),and "Ex-Lax (not chocolate)" (Lionel Mertens).

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Christie Marie M - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I am definitely hooked on parodies!! If you ever come up with another version of Hooked on Parodies, could you also add mine? If you think it makes sense, that is.

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