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Song Parodies -> "The Hot Rocks Parody"

Original Song Title:

"The Hot Rocks Polka"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"The Hot Rocks Parody"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Cannot control the beat of my heart,
Like a lion trapped for years in a cage.
I'm going to satisfy ya, don't let me slide on by ya,
would you think this man is strange? Ain't he strange?
If I could win ya, wine,bed and dinner
my love you are gonna be mine,
would it be enough for your beating heart
You couldn't say that we never tried, Never tri-ie-ired
Baby you've won my heart and soul and I like it.
All night were gonna rock'n roll and I like it, like it, yes, I do.
I really really really really do do do do do, hey!

west coast beef ranch...bunched, are calves in fields
sold in the market...this is known as veal
scarred ol' heiffers ain't a big cat's delight
hear 'em kill the young ones just around midnight
bad cougars !
they know veal taste so good
bad cougars !
just like a young calf should

In September of 2001
This world was turned upside down
By the bombing of the World Trade Center
And we'll just never be the same
We'll never get what we deserve
We'll never get what we deserve
We'll never get what we seserve
But if we fight back tough
I know we will
Conquer all odds

shes an anti-war woman
gimme gimme gimme the anti-war blues

out of my league
this girl, whom I did just see
Out of my league
this girl, wont even talk to me
She's so pretty,yes she is
No way in hell I can get her
So pretty, but cant you read
she's out of my league

Hoo boy Rubik Cube craze,
Why'd they make a game like you?
I get blinded by the hue haze,
Why cannot I solve you?

Hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo.
Hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo.
Please allow me to introduce myself
I was a man of wealth and fame
Had a hit show many years ago
Sometimes reruns air today
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's confusing you is the question of my shame

So I scream, "Hey (hey) kids! (kids) - Get off of my lawn!"
"Hey (hey) kids! (kids) - Get off of my lawn!"
"Hey (hey) kids! (kids) - Get off of my lawn!"
"Don't mess with me",I say,"Wreck the street!"

(Shadoobie,Shatner.)
(Shadoobie,Shatner.)
TJ Hooker, Priceline shill and Trek and Trek and Trek and Trek
Look at me! I'm much fatter!
(Shadoobie,Shatner.)
I'm Shatner
(Shadoobie,Shatner.)

[Let's Spend The Night Together]
the day's so long under summer skies (oh my)
can't stand this kind of weather
and i feel so de-energized (oh my)
can't stand this kind of weather
when the sun's up, i feel so let down (feel so let down)
we miss the fun of sledding around
My my my my my my my my my.
Can't stand this kind of weather
Winter time is so much better
Can't stand this kind of weather
Now

Call the Smash Squad! Mass destruction!
Call the Smash Squad! Tribulation!
But I've tried (so you've tried) but I've tried (so you've tried)
But I've tried (so you've tried) but I've tried (so you've tried)
Call the "Smash Squad"
Call the "Smash Squad"
Call...the...Smash...Squad!
Mass destruction!
Mass destruction!
Mass destruction!
Hey!
Medley of:"Stole My Heart And Soul" by Harri Georgeson,"Bad Cougars" by Alvin Rhodes,"We'll Never Get What We Deserve" by Malik Roberts,"Anti-War Women" by Michael Florio,"Out Of My League" by Billy Florio,"Rubik's Cube Craze" by Guy DiRito,"Sympathy for Celebrity Killers" by snsanty,"Get Off My Lawn" by David Chrenko,"Shatner" by Rick Duncan,"Can't Stand This Kind of Weather" by South Park Al,and "Call The Smash Squad (Mass Destruction)" by me!

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