They showed up on the beaches,
A few thousand years ago,
They looked so small and harmless,
With the samurai, their foes,
I got a little caught up in real-time weapon change,
I was surprised by something strange,
There was a giant crustacean walking right up the beach,
I was so frightened, I could hardly speak, oh my!

Attack of the giant enemy crab from a country near Guam,

Bust free right out of the sea,
It was plowing through my army and heading for me,
The samurai could not stop it there,
It seemed Japan's fate was up in the air,
Attack of the giant enemy crab from a country near Guam,

The emperor, he's in a panic,
The Genji tribe is in shock,
There are waves and waves of samurai, being smacked out their socks,
It's not bad to beat these little crabs,
With my unique, devastating combos,
And the other guys, to my surprise, seem to want me more than their escape,
Attack of the giant enemy crab from a country near Guam,

Japan is in the palm of my hand,
So what do I do? How do I be a man?
I grab my buddy Benkei,
I know we can beat it; there must be a way,
Attack of the giant enemy crab from a country near Guam,

Well, that huge crab there is as big as they get,
But Benkei delivers it a hit,
It is knocked over on its back,
And it is now my turn to launch a special attack,
So I jumped right up on top,
And I identified its weak point,
I stabbed it with my sword, sliced with the sharp edge,
I have attacked it for massive damage,
Attack of the giant enemy crab from a country near Guam,

What a racket, does this mean that I won?
I never fought anything like this in Genji 1,
Japan is now thanking me,
I say "Look out for my game on the PlayStation 3",
Attack of the giant enemy crab from a country near Guam,
Goji, do you see what I see? Here comes a large crustacean from the seas of Japan,
Well, well, we crushed the attack of the giant enemy crab from a country near Guam.