The Lyrics
Throw Away Your Remote Controls,
Throw Away Your TV Guides,
Put Away Your Jacket,
We're Not Taking Any Rides,
Don't You Know We've Got Comedy
Drama, And Game Show Too,
We're Gonna Make A Couch Potato Out Of You,
That's What We're Gonna Do Now,
Don't Change That Channel,
Don't Touch That Dial,
We've Got It All On Channel 1,
Change Into Your Home Clothes,
Stick Around For A While,
We've Got It All On Channel 1,
Don't Worry About Your Chores,
Forget About Work,
Just Crank Up The Volume,
And Yank Off That Knob,
We've Got It All, We've Got It All, We've Got It All On Channel 1,
Disconnect The Telephone And Forget About Going To School,
Play Your Tiger Games And Jump Into The Swimming Pool,
All You Do Is Order A Big Breakfast From McDonald's,
Turn On Your TV Screen,
We're Gonna Show You Things You Never Seen,
If You Know What I Mean Now,
Don't Change That Channel,
Don't Touch That Dial,
We've Got It All On Channel 1,
Change Into Your Home Clothes,
Stick Around For A While,
We've Got It All On Channel 1,
Don't Worry About Your Chores,
Forget About Work,
Just Crank Up The Volume,
And Yank Off That Knob,
We've Got It All, We've Got It All, We've Got It All On Channel 1,
You Can Watch Us All Day,
You Can Watch Us All Night,
You Can Stay Up All Night Long,
You Can Drink Seagram's Escapes,
And Listen To Every Theme Song,
Well, Now,
Don't Change That Channel,
Don't Touch That Dial,
We've Got It All On Channel 1,
Change Into Your Home Clothes,
Stick Around For A While,
We've Got It All On Channel 1,
Don't Worry About Your Chores,
Forget About Work,
Just Crank Up The Volume,
And Yank Off That Knob,
We've Got It All, We've Got It All, We've Got It All On Channel 1,
We've Got It All On Channel 1 (Channel 1),
We've Got It All On Channel 1 (Channel 1),
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(We Got It) We Got (We Got It) It All (We Got It) On Channel 1,
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We've Got It All On Channel 1, (Channel 1),
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We've Got It All On Channel 1, (Channel 1),
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We've Got It All On Channel 1 (Channel 1),
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