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Song Parodies -> "Theme from Rocky XXXVIII(Bud Lite Or Budweiser)"

Original Song Title:

"Theme from Rocky XIII(The Rye Or The Kaiser)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Theme from Rocky XXXVIII(Bud Lite Or Budweiser)"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

The entire song is going to be about alcohol. Even though, "A Nightmare On Elm Street" mentions "Smirnoff."
Fat and drunk, what a disgrace
Guess the champ took ecstacy
Ain't gonna drive now, he'll have to face
Getting somewhere, he'll have to take the bus

But he's at a bar, sellin' alcohol
He'd never sell to any minors
Back on his feet, workin' near music hall
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say

Try Bud Lite or Budweiser
They're on special tonight
If you want, you can have a Corona Light
You might like our Miller Lite and the Zima's all right
And they'd really go well with Bud Lite
Or Budweiser

Never drinks while on the job
He heard it's good to stay sober
Mixes drinks well, not like a slob
Have a drink, nothin' gets any better

Try Bud Lite or Budweiser
They're on special tonight
If you want, you can have a Corona Light
You might like our Miller Lite and the Zima's all right
And they'd really go well with Bud Lite
Or Budweiser

So today, his whiskey comes first
Still wants to take a Las Vegas vacation
Still stays sober;he doesn't make his life worst
All the while you can still hear him say

Try Bud Lite or Budweiser
They're on special tonight
If you want, you can have a Corona Light
You might like our Miller Lite and the Zima's all right
And they'd really go well with Bud Lite
Or Budweiser

Bud Lite or Budweiser
Bud Lite or Budweiser
Bud Lite or Budweiser

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.2
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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 6

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Debra - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, this is good. I hear news that Weird Al Yankovic is performing one of the parodies of this site. I think this might be the one.
raddog20002002 - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you for your comment! I feel surprised about what you mentioned about Weird Al. I definitely am a big fan of him and I wrote a song about him, which is "Weird Al He Knows Me." I have never heard from you before and I would like to get to know you.
ChuckyG - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry to disappoint, but the Wierd Al thing is an April Fools joke. If you read the comments for the headline, you'd know that.
Debra - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually I didn't read it (about Weird Al). I was informed by email from a friend. Sorry to get your hopes up raddog, but your parody is still good.
dobbs - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
jmj Not bad, but where it said "Corona Light" was supposed to rhyme with "Budweiser". I took off the pacing for that.
raddog - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
But dobbs, "Corona Light" rhymes with "Tonight."
Rocky - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Who said I would sell alcohol? I'd drink a Miller Lite or two after my sixth and last sequel!

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