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Song Parodies -> "Mummy"

Original Song Title:

"Eat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Mummy"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Here's the song about the upcoming 2017 film The Mummy.
How come you're always such a fussy monster
Don't want no Dracula, don't want no Frankenstein
Well, don't you know that they just walk into Tom Cruise
So Mummy, just Mummy

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what the desert rising
You won't get to be scared till you see Tom Cruise
So Mummy

Don't you tell me you're a crypt
Just Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Get yourself a monster and beat it
Have some crypt on it, have some scare in it
It doesn't matter if it's scared or dead
Just Mummy, Mummy, just Mummy, Mummy
Just Mummy, Mummy, just Mummy, Mummy, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' desert
You're watching the king, you're not the tower
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to kill
So Mummy, just Mummy

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your terrors
You better scare or it's gonna get cold
So Mummy

I don't care if you're scared
Just Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Open up your ancient princess
Have some more terrors, have a crypt
It doesn't matter if it's scared or good
Just Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Don't you make me blame it
Have a creepy thingy, have a chunk
It doesn't matter what you scare Tom Cruise
Just Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
If it's gettin' cold, scare it
Have a big tower, have a light monster
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Get yourself a big monster (oh lord)
Have the ancient thingy, have a princess
It doesn't matter if it's scared or good
Just Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have terrors, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had to scare
Just Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
This is the end of the song.

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