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Song Parodies -> "I've Got a Secret"

Original Song Title:

"Isle Thing"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got a Secret"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

A tribute to the classic game show hosted by Steve Allen and Garry Moore
Met this fine young set
At the national TV
We made a date for a half past eight
And I said, "I've got a secret"

So I want to see Bill Cullen
And I let myself inside
I want to see our hidden secret forever
I think they face one contestant

Couldn't figure it out
She wouldn't even got a secret
Then I saw her eyes, he saw Betsy Palmer
Cold glued to his TV

"Hey, what's your problem they got secret
Let's have a little clue"
She said, "Hey you fool, now just be cool
I'm watchin' that panel of game shows"

I've got a secret
I've got a secret, I've got a secret, I've got a secret

Watchin' all night
Musta, been a game show
I was bummin', those shows kept comin'
Here's what was goin' on

Garry Moore is your host
On this secret finding a clue
One of them was Bill Cullen
So let's start to ready

He'd whispered into the secret
Man, they however say anything
If I was getting a secret
I think I'd probably win or lose

Just about that start
He asked either yes or no
She said, "I'm your star and I've Got A Secret"
We're watchin' that panel of game shows

I've Got a Secret
He loves that panel of game shows
I've Got a Secret, I've Got a Secret, I've Got a Secret
Please, baby, baby, please

I like the professor
He always play the game
He could build a secret of clues
From saying many words

She said, "I've Got a Secret"
I shook my head and laughed
I said, "I'm your partner and...
...I've Got a Secret"

And while we're on the subject
I'll tell you one thing for panels
This show aired for about 20 seasons
For just only thirty minutes

Then her dad came in the room
It was kind of embarrasing
She said, "I'm your star and I've got a secret
And I loved that panel of game shows"

I've Got a Secret
She'd watch that panel of game shows
Please, baby, baby, please

Panels in the set of the show
He's looking kinda happy
He'd getting anybody right to win
You can either win or lose

They got a secret
But it has many secrets
These clues and secrets could've used
Some of the cool words (?)

I was really spent four revivals
I didn't know what to do
It kinda looked like I watched that old thingy
Now I'm an addict too

I know each episode by secret
Now I'm going on Buzzr
And on every date we both stay up late
And we watch the panel of game shows

I've got a secret
Hasta la vista, panelists
Panel of game shows, game shows, game shows
So that is the end of this song.

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