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Song Parodies -> "Stuck in a Closet with George Gray"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck in a Closet with George Gray"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Here's a song about The Price is Right's current announcer George Gray.
Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
Cows and burgers are flying everywhere

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
Now I'm bein' followed by these flashy outfits
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries
Suddenly I'm playing on you with Bob Hilton
I fall down a hole and that's when I realize

I am stuck in a closet with George Gray
I'm stuck in a closet with George Gray
Night after night after night after night

All right!

Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my weakest link
See, I'm naked in church when I meet the Century
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the bargains
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving prize
And I'm back in the very same place I was before

Now I'm stuck in a closet with George Gray
I'm stuck in a closet with George Gray
Night after night after night after night

And I can't bust out and I can't see Randy West
And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
And I can't go home and I can't get loose
And I try to escape but it's just no use

And I can't ever leave and I can't ever stand up
And we're runnin' outta air and the contestants are closin' in
And I can't go back and I can't get through
But George since you're here, why don't you let To come on down from you

Come on George, come on!

Ow, buhhh

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot To make a phone call
I'm half an hour late for Bob Hilton's phone call
Then Drew Carey jumps out of my set
And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the control room

I am stuck in a closet with George Gray
I'm stuck in a closet with George Gray
Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a closet with George Gray
Stuck in a closet with George Gray
N-n-n-night after night after night night night

Then I'm stuck in a closet with George Gray (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
I'm stuck in a closet with George Gray
Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a closet with George Gray (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
I am stuck in a closet with George Gray
That's the end we got. Now come on down!

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