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Song Parodies -> "The Cross-Wits"

Original Song Title:

"Fat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"The Cross-Wits"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

A tribute to the 1970s game show.
Your nostalgia is wide, well teams is too
Just watch your old TV or I'll sit on you
The match is out, better call me right
'Cause I'm the king of crosswords
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My crossword puzzle got it
I'm going to either win or lose
The winner played with two teams
The clue of the thing is Place

Well, I've say Jack Clark is the host
And I've never seen my puzzle
When I'm goin' to watch the old TV
I take up a crossword puzzle

Because it's the Cross-Wits, come on
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
You know it's the Cross-Wits, you know it
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
You know it's The Cross-Wits, come on you know
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
Don't you call me Cross-Words, Puzzle Chains or Fortune Hunters
Just now tell me once again who's in the Cross-Wits

When I see The Cross-Wits
It however played in order to win or lose
You can play crosswords to win
I'm the only one who gets the Crossfire
If I have one more get a new car
I'm gonna need my own crosswords

When you're only having 60 seconds
I'm having many words
When I go to get my Crossfire to win
I gotta take their crosswords

Because it's the Cross-Wits, sha mone
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
You know it's The Cross-Wits, you know it
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
You know it's the Cross-Wits, you know it you know
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
And my crossword weighs a 10x10 grid
Lemme tell you once again who's in the Cross-Wits

If you see me the right word
Better give me to solve
If I tell you that I'm won a price
Then won't you won a new car

Because it's the Cross-Wits, sha mone
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
You know it's The Cross-Wits, you know it
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
You know it's the Cross-Wits, you know it you know
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
Woo woo woo, when I watch around the house
I really watch around the house

You know it's the Cross-Wits, come on
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
You know it's the Cross-Wits, you know it, you know it
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
And you know all by myself I'm getting to the crossword
Lemme tell you say one more

You know it's the Cross-Wits, you know it
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
You know it's the Cross-Wirs, you know, hoo
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
You know it's the Cross-Wits, you know it, you know
(The Cross-Wits, You're on The Cross-Wits)
And the whole world knows it's the Cross-Wits and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's in the Cross-Wits
That's the word that I want. Until next time, bye bye.

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