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Song Parodies -> "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2"

Original Song Title:

"Yoda"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Here's a song for the movie.
I met him in a Galaxy
Where it See last week's movie
The Fate of the Furious

I saw in space and saw his family
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Guardians of the Galaxy"
Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A family that looks like the characters from Red Dwarf except superheroes
Oh, my Guardian
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Guardian
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a drone before
But any Guardian, he set me straight, of course
Ego said, "Yes, Drax, I got a penis. It's not half bad, either"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Quill
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Guardian
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Volume 2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

So I used the light
I picked up anything
I lifted something
While I stood on Milano
Well, I won't forget what Drax said

He said, "There are two types of beings in the universe
Those who dance, and those who do not."
Oh, my Guardian
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

"HA HA HA HA HA
She just told everyone you deepest, darkest secret!"
Oh, my Guardian
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave the guardians I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back in Vol. 3
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The closing credits rolled over
Says I'll be making a post-credits scene till the Marvel logo comes in
With my Guardian
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
This is the end. Now go back into space.

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