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Song Parodies -> "Don't Touch My Candy"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Wear Those Shoes"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Touch My Candy"

Parody Written by:

Erik "Taz" Mokracek

The Lyrics

I Don't Care;
If You Bring In A Bear;
You Can Go;
And Play Your Bongos During My Favorite Show;
And I'll Let You;
Call Up Folks In Asia You Don't Even Know;
Anything Yiu Want, That Makes You Happy;

But I'm Begging You On My Bended Knees;
Ohm, Please, Please, Please;
Don't Touch My Candy;

You Can Drive My Car;
You Can Ride My Bike;
I Don't Mind;
But Please Don't Touch My Candy;
Don't Touch My Candy;

It's Alright;
If You Watch Sylvanian Families Everry Night;
I Suppose;
You Can Lick Out The Middles Of My Oreos;
Or Laugh Watching Ridiclousness;
Or Steal My Sylvanian Families Toys;
I'd Do Anything To Please You;

But I'm Begging You On My Bended Knees;
Ohm, Please, Please, Please;
Don't Touch My Candy;

You Can Steal My Bowling Ball;
You Can Steal My Fishing Rod;
I Don't Mind;
But Please Don't Touch My Candy;
Don't Touch My Candy;

Oh No Don't Touch My Candy;
I Said Oh No, Oh No, Oh No;
Please Don't Touch My Candy;

Play Your Drums While I'm Trying To Snooze;
Or Eat Cookies In Bed;
Drive My Friend's Chevy S-10;
Yiou Can Even;
Drive My Roommate's Ford Ranger;
Until It's Out Of Gas;

But Now, I'm Begging You On My Bended Knees;
Oh, Please, Please, Please;
Don't Touch My Candy;

You Can Open The Glove Compartment;
Of My Ford Courier;
I Don't Mind;
But Don't Touch My;

I Said Oh No, Oh No, Oh No;
Please Don't Touch My Candy;
I Said Oh No, Oh No, Oh No;
Please Don't Touch My Candy;

You Can Steal My Sylvanian Families Toys;
You Can Drink My Booze;
But Please Don't Touch My Candy;
You Can Your Bongos While I'm Trying To Snooze;
But Don't Touch My Candy;
You Can Watch Noozles And Talk To Sandy;
But Don't ouch My Candy;

I Said Oh No, Oh No, Oh No;
Please Don't Touch My Candy;

I Said Oh No, Oh No, Oh No;
Please Don't Touch My Candy;

I Said Oh No, Oh No, Oh No;
Please Don't Touch My Candy;

I Said Oh No, Oh No, Oh No;
Please Don't Touch My Candy

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