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Song Parodies -> "Something is in the Road"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Road"

Parody Song Title:

"Something is in the Road"

Parody Written by:

Dawn Watson

The Lyrics

Picture you're driving down a back road in the middle of the night...and this happens to you.
(Waylon)
There's something in the road,
Near close to home now,
It's sitting near the trees,
Staring right back at me,

And it stinks,
I think it's a skunk sting,
I think it's a creature...
I think I'm going puke if it get's near me,

(Willie)
I think it's low,
Near the base of a tree,
If I drive real fast...I'll see if it'll pass me,
Cause it's in the road...making my stomach churn,
Goin' faster than lighting,
Oh no! I think I'm about out of gas...

(Waylon & Willie)
Something is in the road,
I can smell the stink again,
And that AC doesn't kill it off,
It just recycles it back in,

(Waylon)
Except now it sticks to your skin,
It's laying there on the shoulder,

(Willie)
Now I've drove to far over... I've hit it,
Something is in the road,

(Music plays)

(Waylon)
Now I cuss and scream,
I know it wasn't to clean,
And it's sticking to the underline floor board,
It'll burn off the exhaust that way,

(Willie)
But it much too late,
I told my friends I'd be there by eight,
I keep denying it's under there...
Cause I'm just too scared of just what it might be,

(Waylon & Willie)
Something is in the road,
I can smell the stink again,
And that AC doesn't kill it off,
It just recycles it back in,

(Waylon)
Causing me to puke,
What a sickin' mess,

(Willie)
But I'm half way home...it's still stuck to the floor...
Something was in the road...

(Music ends)

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