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Song Parodies -> "Lawyers, Guns and Money"

Original Song Title:

"Lawyers, Guns and Money"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Lawyers, Guns and Money"

Parody Written by:

Mark Hoolihan

The Lyrics

Why... ...because I can.
I was meddling in the Mideast
Just like I always do
How was I to know
That they hated us there too

About Sunnis, Kurds and Shiites
I just can't tell the diff
Send Lawyers, guns and money
Dad got me into this

I'm the innocent decider
Somehow I got stuck
Give more jobs to Halliburton
And we'll still make a buck
And we'll still make a buck
And we'll still make a buck

Now I'm stalling with a troop surge
I'm a desparate man
Send Lawyers, guns and money
The Shiite's hit the fan

Send Lawyers, guns and money...

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet Copyright 2007 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.

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