Song Parodies -> Hung Chow (Nearly Bit My Tongue Tonight)
| Original Song Title: | "Wang Chung (Everybody Have Fun Tonight)" |
| Original Performer: | Wang Chung |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hung Chow (Nearly Bit My Tongue Tonight)" |
| Parody Written by: | Ol' John Brown |
Inspiration for this came from my wife's Granny (everybody calls her Granny) who rarely cracks a joke.
However; one time, after havin' a coughin' fit that skeered us all pretty good, she says:
"I'm alright, I jest had a little case of the Hung Chow."
By the way, just in case some of you city folk may not know this, "bleating" is the sound that goats and sheep make (baaah! baaah!)
However; one time, after havin' a coughin' fit that skeered us all pretty good, she says:
"I'm alright, I jest had a little case of the Hung Chow."
By the way, just in case some of you city folk may not know this, "bleating" is the sound that goats and sheep make (baaah! baaah!)
I got a chicken bone
Hung in my throat
It left me bleating
Just like a goat
The spices we use are strong
They make it crispy
But now I'll choke
Oh baby cough with me
Cough it up - choke it down
Cough it up - and fall to the ground
Cough it up - choke it down
Cough it up - and get the feeling that it hurts
Oh everybody grab your windpipe
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
Everybody Hung Chow tonight
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
Everybody Hung Chow tonight
Nearly bit my tongue
Deep in the inner throat
Our hearts beat fast and pound
I'll clench my throat
Just to get it down
Cough it up - choke it down
Cough it up - and fall to the ground
Cough it up - choke it down
Cough it up - and get the feeling that it hurts
Oh everybody grab your windpipe
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
Everybody Hung Chow tonight
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
Everybody Hung Chow tonight
Nearly bit my tongue
On the edge of suffoca-tion
You'll turn blue, you know
And all the meat that's on a bone
A strangle taking hold
Across the patients, around the world
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
An inhalation so bone the bird
Oh everybody grab your windpipe
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
Everybody Hung Chow tonight
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
Everybody Hung Chow tonight
Nearly bit my tongue
Hung in my throat
It left me bleating
Just like a goat
The spices we use are strong
They make it crispy
But now I'll choke
Oh baby cough with me
Cough it up - choke it down
Cough it up - and fall to the ground
Cough it up - choke it down
Cough it up - and get the feeling that it hurts
Oh everybody grab your windpipe
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
Everybody Hung Chow tonight
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
Everybody Hung Chow tonight
Nearly bit my tongue
Deep in the inner throat
Our hearts beat fast and pound
I'll clench my throat
Just to get it down
Cough it up - choke it down
Cough it up - and fall to the ground
Cough it up - choke it down
Cough it up - and get the feeling that it hurts
Oh everybody grab your windpipe
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
Everybody Hung Chow tonight
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
Everybody Hung Chow tonight
Nearly bit my tongue
On the edge of suffoca-tion
You'll turn blue, you know
And all the meat that's on a bone
A strangle taking hold
Across the patients, around the world
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
An inhalation so bone the bird
Oh everybody grab your windpipe
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
Everybody Hung Chow tonight
Nearly bit my tongue tonight
Everybody Hung Chow tonight
Nearly bit my tongue
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