-> "Big Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Big World"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Big Girl"
The Lyrics
You crushed me in my sleep and quietly slept on top
This injury I'll keep of heaving bosoms
Under bunrise, lost in a fat horizon
My last breath wheezing in your hair
I'm not sure how we hooked up, still we two are bound
I guess my downfall is, I like 'em big
But at this rate, I'll
End up in two dimensions
Pinned under pounds without a prayer
Big girl is turning in her sleep tonight
Big girl, I keep eluding doom with you
Now I'm buried out of sight
Big girl, what to do
Under you all night
The moon has risen now and landed on my face
And as you change positions yet again
This is the end if
I can't abort the tonnage
It's like consorting with a bear
Big girl is turning in her sleep tonight
Big girl, you're filling up the room with you
Now I've lost the will to fight
Big girl, turning blue
Under you all night
Keep on rolling to the right
Or the big girl will settle onto you tonight
If she turns before your flight
Then the big girl is gonna flatten you tonight
Keep on rolling to the right
'Neath the moon, and the buns, and the thighs
The bulging of your eyes, oww
Keep on rolling to the right
Or the big girl is really gonna weigh you down
If she turns before your flight
Under big girl's immovable boo-tay you'll drown
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