[Spoken: I need oleo for my bunghole! For my people have but one bunghole!]

When I get hyper, incoherent
It's so cool, you gotta hear it
My name is Beavis, but you must know
I am the Great Cornho-o-olio!
I'm from the great lake Titicaca
In far off Nicaragua
Got my shirt pulled over my headio
Are you threat'ning me? If so, drop deadio

I am the Great Cornho-o-o-o-lio
I am the Great Cornho-o-o-o-lio

[Spoken: You will not take my bunghole! For I have no bunghole!]

You must respect my bungholio
Or else you'll all get po-o-olio
I no need hall pass, I no need beano
But I could go for a crappuccino

I am the great Cornho-o-o-o-olio
I am the great Cornho-o-o-o-olio

I use my nonsense, stupid lingo
I am a bunghole and a gringo
I'd like a Roleo, I'd like some Oleo
TP for my bungho-o-olio
I woulda voted for Bob Doleo
When I play futbol, I score golios
I need some agua for Nicaragua
'Cause there's none in Titicaca

I am the great Cornho-o-o-o-olio
I am the great Cornho-o-o-o-olio

[Spoken: You will cooperate with my bunghole. For there is but one bunghole--the Almighty bunghole!]