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Song Parodies -> "The Great Cornholio"

Original Song Title:

"Mexican Radio"

Original Performer:

Wall Of Voodoo

Parody Song Title:

"The Great Cornholio"

Parody Written by:

The Pretty-Good Cornholio

The Lyrics
[Spoken: I need oleo for my bunghole! For my people have but one bunghole!]

When I get hyper, incoherent
It's so cool, you gotta hear it
My name is Beavis, but you must know
I am the Great Cornho-o-olio!
I'm from the great lake Titicaca
In far off Nicaragua
Got my shirt pulled over my headio
Are you threat'ning me? If so, drop deadio

I am the Great Cornho-o-o-o-lio
I am the Great Cornho-o-o-o-lio

[Spoken: You will not take my bunghole! For I have no bunghole!]

You must respect my bungholio
Or else you'll all get po-o-olio
I no need hall pass, I no need beano
But I could go for a crappuccino

I am the great Cornho-o-o-o-olio
I am the great Cornho-o-o-o-olio

I use my nonsense, stupid lingo
I am a bunghole and a gringo
I'd like a Roleo, I'd like some Oleo
TP for my bungho-o-olio
I woulda voted for Bob Doleo
When I play futbol, I score golios
I need some agua for Nicaragua
'Cause there's none in Titicaca

I am the great Cornho-o-o-o-olio
I am the great Cornho-o-o-o-olio

[Spoken: You will cooperate with my bunghole. For there is but one bunghole--the Almighty bunghole!]
I'm quite surprised that no one had done a Cornholio parody of this song up to this point. It seems like such an obvious I had to make one.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 3

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2Eagle - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Did you know that Lake Poopo is a short distance south of Lake Titicaca?
PMS - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS and am unqualified to vote, but you captured the flavor of Cornholio in this fun read.
Annie - February 01, 2014 - Report this comment

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