Hey bush - let me throw you a bone
I said hey Bush - your intentions are known
By the way Bush - yeah Saddam's on the phone
He's almost begging to be flown home

Maybe - we could have got the wrong guy
I said maybe - It was all a big lie
Call me crazy - but were you not the guy
Who said Hussein was the big tyrant

Its real crazy to be Bush's PA
Its real crazy to be Bush's PA
You can give him advice
The he'll take out a slice
Of middle eastern population

Its real crazy to be Bush's PA
Its real crazy to be Bush's PA
You can let out a sigh
Then he'll go out an fry
Anti-US Demonstrators

I think - u should throw in the towel
I said i think - the Iraq war was foul
Im on the brink - Of hitting Colin Powell
Cos of that pronunciation

So boy - gotta let kerry in
I said so boy - yeah he's so gotta win
So a new toy, will be liked and then binned
As a power-mad confessor

Its real crazy to be Bush's PA
Its real crazy to be Bush's PA
Whatever you say
Will have a huge price to pay
Cos he dreams about Mt Rushmore

Its real crazy to be Bush's PA
Thats all theres to come out and say...