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Song Parodies -> "Affco Man"

Original Song Title:

"Macho Man"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"Affco Man"

Parody Written by:

Wozzyhonk

The Lyrics

Affco - Freezing works
Body, wanna feel my Body
Body,Baby,such a thrill,my body
Body,wanna touch my body
body,baby,its too much, my body
Body,check it out, my body, body,
Body,talking about my body,body
baby,checking out my body

Listen here

Every one wants to be an Affco man

To have this kind of body always in demand
Killin' in the mornings, go man, go
Work up a sweat,muscles grow
You can best believe me

He's an Affco man
Two days on and Five off for a rest
Hey, Hey, hey,hey,hey

Affco, Affco man
I wanna be an Affco man
Affco, Affco man
I wanna be an Affco

Affco, Affco man
I wanna be an Affco man
Affco,Affco man
I gotta be an Affco

Body, it's so hot,my body
Body,lots of cuts,my body
Body,love to please my body
Body, don't you tease my body
Body, you'll adore my body
Body, come explore my body
Body, made by Affco, my body
Body, it's so good, my body

You can (really) tell he's an Affco man, he has a funky walk
His shirts and leathers, always look so tough
Funky with his body, he's a king
Call him Mr Eagle, dig his chains
You can beleive that he's an Affco man
Likes to be a leader, he always dresses grand

Hey,hey,hey,hey,hey
Affco,Affco man
I wanna be an Affco man
Affco, Affco man
I wanna be an Affco (all right)

Affco, Affco man (yeah,yeah)
I wanna to be an Affco man
Affco, Affco man
I wanna be an Affco! All right!

Body, my body, body, wanna touch my body
Body, baby,body,body,come and thrill my body
Body,baby,body,body,love to tease, my body
Body,baby,body,body,it's so hot, my body

So hot, yeah my body
Allright

Everyman ought to be an Affco, Affco man
To live a life of freedom, Affco's make a stand
Have lifestyles and ideals
Access the chain of confidence, theres the skills
You can best beleive that he's an Affco man
He's a special son in this small land

Hey, hey,hey,hey,hey

Affco, Affco man
I wanna be an Affco man
Affco,Affco

I wanna be an Affco

Affco, Affco man
I wanna be an Affco man
Affco, Affco man
I gotta be an Affco

I gotta be an Affco
I wanna be an mucho,macho Affco Affco man
I wanna be an Affco man

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Senor Critic - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
As far as I know, Village People didn't have any eighties stuff. I happen to know that this is a seventies song.
Wozzyhonk - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
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