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Song Parodies -> "Make Me A Big Boy!"

Original Song Title:

"YMCA"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"Make Me A Big Boy!"

Parody Written by:

Petra M. a.k.a BE

The Lyrics

This is about Harry Kim of Star Trek Voyager... well he is petulant :) I meant it to sound kind of bad - in line with the annoyance of the character in question ;)
Why not? I've onboard seven years,
I ask why not? I wanna be a big boy,
I ask why not? I live in the shad-ows,
I - want - a - damn - pre-motion!

Cap'n, I'm almost thirty years old,
Yeah Cap'n, I've always done what I what I'm told,
Damnit Cap'n, what's a guy gotta do?
I'm an Ensign, it's such an em-bar-ass-ment!

I'm gonna stamp and scream "Make me a big boy!"
I'm gonna stamp and scream "Make me a big boy!"
It ain't fair anymore, Sev has more power than me!
I wanna play with the big boys!

I'm gonna stamp and scream "Make me a big boy!"
I'm gonna stamp and scream "Make me a big boy!"
Justify this, I've worked Ops seven years,
Even the Maquis out - rank meeeeeee!

Cap'n I beg of you, make me a man,
Hell Cap'n, bridge at night ain't no fun,
Oh Cap'n, I want more power than that,
I - want - to - make - mommy - pro - oud!

Cap'n, I've called you Cap, Ma'am and Cow,
I said Cap'n, can I call you Kath now?
I ask Cap'n, is this a good time?
No - I - won't - ask - Cha - Ko - tay!

I'm gonna stamp and scream "Make me a big boy!"
I'm gonna stamp and scream "Make me a big boy!"
Do you see this coffee filled jar?
Promote me or the coffee gonna get itttttt!

Yes Ma'am, i'll shut the door on my way out,
Sorry Ma'am, I'll bother you no more,
Of course Ma'am, I'm not ready to grow,
Yes - i'll - put - the - coffee - down - now!

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