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Song Parodies -> "Trump Keeps Tweetin'"

Original Song Title:

"Love Walks In"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Trump Keeps Tweetin'"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I'm a Trump supporter but like SNL, make fun of everyone equally. This is for fun, so don't take any of it personally.
Comments are all it takes
To change his views time-after-time
Comments! Keep Trump awake
Come 3am another day you'll find
A policy shift or a great surprise
Statements over-analyzed!

(Chorus)
Ev'ry day his mind does change
Seldom stays the same
The facts are rearranged, Trump keeps tweetin', damn!
Illegal aliens
Pouring in it seems
Judges know nothing...

Another order, things redefined
Kellyanne makes it all sound just fine
Sean Spicer, the Alt.Right
The whole damn country filled with daily fright
Campaign promises, letdowns
So many ideas... floating around

- One China policy
- The Wall
- Settlements in Israel
- Putin
- Deportation
- N Korea Missile Tests
- Millions fraudulently voted
- Ivanka's clothing unfairly targeted by Nordstrom
- Fake News on CNN

(Chorus)

Trump keeps tweetin', damn!

[ALL CAPS]

Travel Ban, another day
Another Exec Order is in its way
Mass protests, consequences grave
But attention is all Trump really craves
Where tweetin' speaks as loud as war
Going places we've never been before!

A massive legal war in store...

(Chorus)

Trump keeps tweetin', damn!

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Churchill - February 13, 2017 - Report this comment
'Tis better to jaw-jaw than to war-war.
Peter Andersson - February 13, 2017 - Report this comment
It was far from my fav VH song at the time, the sound is kinda weird even for an 80s ballad, but no denying it was huuuuge!
Rob Arndt - February 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!

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