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Song Parodies -> "Hot For Preacher"

Original Song Title:

"Hot For Teacher"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Hot For Preacher"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

should be sung by a girl, respectively, an extremely perverted one to be exact
oh wow man
wait a seccond, man
what do you think the priest's gunna look like this Sunday?

Pr-Preacher stop that sermin
Preacher, dont you see
I just think youre really cool

Maybe I will go to hell
but I am doing well
Preacher gives his surman oh, so well

I think back on all the Sunday mornings that I missed
but then again the lectures were never quite like this

I am bad
I am bad
I am bad
Im hot for preacher
I am bad, so bad
Im hot for preacher

hey, I hope he'll bless this
Im back
I brought my rosery!
give me somthing to pray for, man

I heard all of your lectures
but, man the bibles old
I didnt know church was this cool

Why are those robes just so damn long
Id like to look up that robe
Id like to know the "Golden Rule"

I think back on all the Sunday mornings that I missed
but then again the lectures were never quite like this

I am bad
I am bad
I am bad
Im hot for preacher
I am bad, so bad
Im hot for preacher

oh man, this lecture really blows
but the man talking is really doing fine
Church dismissed!

I am bad
I am bad
I am bad
Im hot for preacher
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Overall Rating: 3.9

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Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
This is.... wrong i think. I'm not quite sure how, but i think it is. =)
Michael Pacholek - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
"You macked a monk? They got a special place in hell for you!" -- Queen Latifah. "Nice" work.
Billy Florio - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHA..you sure it isnt sung by a guy that the Priest Molested? Oh man, im going to hell......
Peregrin - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Jordan, man, I dunno if you are serious or what? If not forgive me. If so, check out the meaning of the word 'parody'. This was funny. 5-5-5.

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