Song Parodies -> Enema
| Original Song Title: | "Panama" |
| Original Performer: | Van Halen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Enema" |
| Parody Written by: | El DeRoblo |
Jump back, what's that gown?
Here she comes, full blast and hose down.
Cold tube, burnin' down my avenue.
Anal medicine shoulda ate some bran
Don't you know she's coming after me?
I'll hit her with a broom.
She caught me!
Enema, Enema
Enema, Enema
Ain't nothin' like it, her slimy machine.
Got the zeal for the squeal, keeps the inner parts clean.
Cold tube, fillin' up my avenue,
Got a freight-train comin' through my back door
Don't you know she's coming after me?
I'll shoot her with a gun.
She got me!
Enema, Enema
Enema, Enema
Yeah, I'm runnin' a little bit loose tonight.
I can barely feel the load from the steam comin' out of it.
Ah, you reach down, between my legs,
pull the plug out.
She's blinded, I'm crying,
My behind's the red eye fear now.
Got that feeling, paint the ceiling,
Buttons popping, ain't no stopping now!
Enema, Enema
Enema, Enema
Here she comes, full blast and hose down.
Cold tube, burnin' down my avenue.
Anal medicine shoulda ate some bran
Don't you know she's coming after me?
I'll hit her with a broom.
She caught me!
Enema, Enema
Enema, Enema
Ain't nothin' like it, her slimy machine.
Got the zeal for the squeal, keeps the inner parts clean.
Cold tube, fillin' up my avenue,
Got a freight-train comin' through my back door
Don't you know she's coming after me?
I'll shoot her with a gun.
She got me!
Enema, Enema
Enema, Enema
Yeah, I'm runnin' a little bit loose tonight.
I can barely feel the load from the steam comin' out of it.
Ah, you reach down, between my legs,
pull the plug out.
She's blinded, I'm crying,
My behind's the red eye fear now.
Got that feeling, paint the ceiling,
Buttons popping, ain't no stopping now!
Enema, Enema
Enema, Enema
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