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Song Parodies -> "Edmonton"

Original Song Title:

"Panama"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Edmonton"

The Lyrics

The West Edmonton Mall is the largest mall in the world (as of now). In about 2009-10, the Dubai Mall in Dubai, UAE will beat West Edmonton Mall in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada as the one of biggest mall on earth.
Uh!
Oh yeah!
Ah-huh!

Let's drive, where we going?
Here comes Alberta, the Wild Rose County
Prairies, cattle and cows eating grass
Travel now, on the Yellowhead

We know we're going to The City of Edmonton
We'll see the huge mall there
We'll get there!

Edmonton, Edmonton
Edmonton, Edmonton

West Edmonton Mall, the big mall
Get into the waterslide, keep the family have fun
Big waves, splashing the big pool
Got an downtown comin' through the transit bus

We know the tornado occured there in 1987
The F4 super tornado
It happened
Uh-oh!


Edmonton, Edmonton
Wow!
Edmonton, Edmonton
oh-oh-oh-oh
Woo!

[Guitar Solo]

Yeah, we're going' southbound to Calgary
I can barely see the road looks like an freeway
You know where we going,
Ahh, I reach down Red Deer the halfway point of town

I'm driving, You're watching
West Edmonton Mall has a big pirate ship
Got the swimsuit, We're swimming
Waterslide time, Amusement park time

Edmonton, Edmonton
Edmonton, Edmonton
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Edmonton, Edmonton
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Edmonton

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Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Devils 3, Oilers 1 the other day. Now who's got "a real Mickey Mouse operation"? As for having a big mall, having been to Garden State Plaza in Paramus over the weekend, I can tell you: It's not something to brag about!

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