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Song Parodies -> "Hot for Preacher"

Original Song Title:

"Hot for Teacher"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Hot for Preacher"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This song pokes fun at both that 80s song, and the Church for covering sex abuse scandals by 'God's workers'
Ah, woe, man !
Wait a second man. whaddaya think of the preacher's sermon this week ?
Don't bed down when you pray!
P-p-preacher stop that cheating, preacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no up-yours tool.
They say you'll go to hell while I do well,
Preacher needs to see me after church.
I think of all the childhood that I missed.
But then homos were never quite like this.
Got it to the back, got it to the back, got it to the back,
I'm not for preachers.
I got it in the back, small back,
I'm not for preachers.
Hey, I heard you kissed us, we're back !
I brought my lawyer
Gimme a check, "holy man'
I heard about your morals, but morals are not vogue.
I know about this Church.
Little boy from the church aisle, how did you get so bold?
How did you see through the black veil?
(guitar solo)
Father, let's turn back time
I don't feel dirty
Court dismissed
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Tim Mayfield - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
An honestly good idea, should have been titled 'Not For Preacher'. Pacing needs work and rhyming too. This could have used a few more hours of reworking.
Agrimorfee - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Agreed. By itself, with an original melody , it would be a great satirical tune for a punk band. But in the spirit of VH and their tune, it really loses something.

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