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Song Parodies -> "Jump"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Jump"

Parody Written by:

metalheadjake

The Lyrics

I wake up
and everything gets me down
I go to work
and it always makes me frown

And I know
I can't do this for long
I've got to get help soon
or I'll say so long

Oh can't see me, standing on top of a building
I've got to be the worst that you've seen
Oh can't see what I mean!

Might as well Jump!(Jump!)
go ahead and Jump!
I've got to jump!

Stevie says
that it doesn't need to go like this
It's okay
When I'm dead my sterio is his

My life sucks
It has to happen now
And it seems
Now i'm going down

Might as well Jump!(Jump!)
go ahead and Jump!
I've got to jump!

Jump!

guitar solo
keyboard solo

Might as well Jump!(Jump!)
go ahead and Jump!
I've got to jump!

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metalheadjake - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry i left the "you" out of the chorus

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