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Song Parodies -> "Middle East"

Original Song Title:

"Panama"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Middle East"

Parody Written by:

metalheadjake

The Lyrics

Jump back, what's that sound?
Here we come, drive you to the ground

You got no chance, Oh we'll make you dance
Take you down, we'll turn your head around



Don't you know we're gonna rule the world
We get ya sometime soon
Oh you'll lose!

Middle East! Middle Ea-east! Middle East! Middle Ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-east!

Uh uh! Were makin' it Rough!
Comin in, and blowin up stuff

Got no chance, Oh well make you dance
Lot's of fire, we're so much higher

Don't you know we're gonna rule the world
We get ya sometime soon
Oh you'll lose!

Middle East! Middle Ea-east! Middle East! Middle Ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-east!
guitar solo

(talking)It's gettin hot tonight.
We're gonna bomb you
When you're sleepin
You'll find out in the Morning

(back to singing)
Were comin
You're runnin
You get goin we keep flowin
you're all gonna die
you ask why
no good byes
ain't know stoppin now!

Middle East! Middle Ea-east! Middle East! Middle Ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-east!
Middle East! Middle Ea-east! Middle East! Middle Ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-east!
Middle East!

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