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Song Parodies -> "Jenova"

Original Song Title:

"Panama"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Jenova"

Parody Written by:

Bionic Coyote Coupon

The Lyrics

Jenova is an evil alien from FF7,she is also Sephiroth's mother.
Jump back,what's that sound
Here she comes,headless and floatin around
Tentacles,strangling Cloud Strife
I'm gonna fight her with some harsh discipline

Don't you know she's gonna make me scream
I'll attack her at my turn
I'll fight her

Jenova,Jenova-aww
Jenova,Jenova-aww

She has no clothes and's connected to machines
She has an eyeball on her boobie which makes me scream
Tentacles,strangling Cloud Strife
And beheaded by Sephiroth's scythe

Don't you know she's gonna make me scream
I'll attack her at my turn
I'll fight her

Jenova,Jenova-aww
Jenova,Jenova-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Yeah,she's escaped from shinra HQ tonight
I can fully see her tube filled with mako liquid
Ah,her tentacles constricting me
And her deformities

She's deformed and malformed
Right inside her see-through tube
Scared so bad,I shed some tears
I'm her puppet,she controlls me now

Jenova,Jenova-aww
Jenova,Jenova-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Jenova,Jenova-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Jenova!

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