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Song Parodies -> "Junk"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Junk"

Parody Written by:

Smurf

The Lyrics

Junk

It piles up, and just keeps lyin' around
I get more stuff. I've got the most junk in town!
And I go crazy, clutter and strife!
I've got to clean out my closet just to get to my wife!

Oh can't you help me clean out here
I've lost my cat inside the washing machine
It was the worst thing that I've seen
Now can't you see what I mean?

Blighted with junk! Junk!
Blighted with junk.
Get some more junk. Junk!
Go away! junk.

Aah-ohh Hey you! Don't buy that!
Maybe won't be used
You think you'll need it, you won't though
And it'll just sit

Well you can't see me standing here
I've gotten stuck inside a room of machines
Can't even see my own feet
That's cuz this crap's piled soo deep!

Blighted with junk. Junk!
Get some more, junk.
Blighted with junk. Junk!
Go away! junk.

(guitar solo)

Might as well, slump. Slump!
Fall on my rump!
Get it! More junk. Junk!
Got so much junk

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Claude Prez - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Good idea; the cat in the washing machine was funny.
Pat - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Great Job!
Diva - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Sounds like a few people in my house, nice work.
Benny - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Kick a** song keep it up.....
Brother Boobie - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This version rocks, i think Van Halen should use this one instead
Mr Baskerville - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I like this parody, it is funny and amongst all well written
Phil Alexander - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
:-) Very good - I can empathise with this one... kind of goes with my "everything I throw away" parody...
Smurf - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks folks for your kind words and votes on this one. :-)
Michael Anthony - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Great Version! Btw im not the bassplayer of Van Halen in case you wonder

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