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Song Parodies -> "Hot For Preacher"

Original Song Title:

"Hot For Teacher"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Hot For Preacher"

Parody Written by:

Goggleboy

The Lyrics

(Man this sucks I should be sleeping,
Wait a second man, what to ya think the preacher's gonna look like this week?
My ass!
Hahahaha!)

Pre pre preacher stop that preachin, preacher don't you see
Don't want to be an atheist jerk
I don't wanna go hell, but life ain't goin well
Preacher needs to see me after church

I think of all the psalms and sermons that I missed
But then my sundays were never quite like this

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for preacher
I got cussed out by Dad
I'm hot for preacher

(Hey I heard you'd bless us we're back!
I brought my BIBLE,
give me somethin to pray on man.)

I heard about your teachings but teachings get so old
I know about this religion
Pastor from Tennessee, makes me weak in knees
How did you know about my sins

I think of all the psalms and sermons that I missed
But then my sundays were never quite like this

Got it bad, Got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for preacher
I know it sounds so sad
I'm hot for preacher

*guitar solo*

(Ah, man, I think the bells are broken
I don't feel the lord's love
Church dismissed!)

Ooh, yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for preacher

Whoa
Oh, Yes, I'm hot
Wow

In the name of god!

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