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Song Parodies -> "Flood the Toilet"

Original Song Title:

"Hot for Teacher"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Flood the Toilet"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

[Spoken]
"Oh wow, man, that's it"
"Wait a second, man
What do you think the toilet's gonna look like this year?"
"My butt, man!"
Oh, uh!
Oh yeah!

[Singing]
T-t-toilet, stop that flushing
Toilet, don't you see?
Don't wanna be no downtown fool
Maybe I should go to Hell, but I'm doing well
And the john needs to see me after poo

I think of all the cleaning that I missed
But then my housework was never quite like this
Ow, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I flood the toilet
I've got it bad, so bad
I flood the toilet

[Spoken]
"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!"
("I'm ready")
"I brought my plunger
Gimme something to unclog, man!"
Yeah, go
Uh!
Ooh

[Singing]
I heard you're overflowing, but flooding is so cold
I know about this loo
Charmin Ultra from Pennsylvania, how can you be so bold?
How did you know that cloggings rule?

I think of all the cleaning that I missed
But then my housework was never quite like this
Whoa, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I flood the toilet
I've got it bad, so bad
I flood the toilet
Wha-oh

[Guitar solo]

[Spoken]
"Oh man, I think the toilet's clogged, man"
("What are you doing this weekend?")
"I don't feel flooded"
"TIME TO FLUSH!"
Ooh yeah

[Singing]
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I flood the toilet
Oh
Oh, a-yes I'm clogged!
Wow!

[Outro]
Oh my God!
Whoo!

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