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Song Parodies -> "Release my Turd"

Original Song Title:

"We are the World"

Original Performer:

USA For Africa

Parody Song Title:

"Release my Turd"

Parody Written by:

poomaster

The Lyrics

There comes a time when we heed a certain call
When my turd must come out in tons
It is seeping 'side me
And it's time to do demand for my anus
The greatest gift of all
We can go on
Pretending day by day
That noone, nowhere, will defacate
It will come out of
My anus and mix with pee
And the choice of dung is all we need

Release my turd
Release it dangling
Release it now and clog the jon today, so let's start spilling
There's a choice we're making
We're crapping with the flies
Our doo filled with their maggot eggs, just poo with me

Well, stretching by fart
And have it stuck to anal hairs
And spincher will be sore by creed
As God has shown us
Our turds will seep as red
And so we all must crap out anal slams


Release my turd
Release it dangling
Release it now and clog the jon today, so let's start spilling
There's a choice we're making
We're crapping with the flies
Our doo filled with their maggot eggs, just poo with me

When our dung is out
The flies go in our hole
They filled with our shit
Feasting on anal balls
Relize, that our colon's filled with tons
When we fill our toilets with dung

Release my turd
Release it dangling
Release it now and clog the jon today, so let's start spilling
There's a choice we're making
We're crapping with the flies
Our doo filled with their maggot eggs, just poo with me

Release my turd
Release it dangling
Release it now and clog the jon today, so let's start spilling
There's a choice we're making
We're crapping with the flies
Our doo filled with their maggot eggs, just poo with me

(repeat for four minutes)

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Harlow Goobley - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Can I vote 0-0-0 on this? Please?
2Eagle - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
You can do a lot with one mundane subject.
59Eagle - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
This is totally sick and I mean that. Not the least ounce funny.

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