Song Parodies -> Hate USA
| Original Song Title: | "We Are The World" |
| Original Performer: | USA For Africa |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hate USA" |
| Parody Written by: | 2LD4U |
Just picture each country as a person singing this song....
(Big instrumental intro).
France:There is a place, that thinks that she's all that,
Spain:And that Nation, herself, is gonna get nuked!
Germany:She is getting way to big for her own good,
Switzerland:And, richer than me to boot!
Turkey:We can't go on, letting this filthy bitch,
Saudi Arabia:Spread her idea of paradise around!
Afghanistan:We can function well, without her thank you sir...
All Toghether:And so we, must show her who's boss!
Iraq:Hate USA! Hate what she stands for!
Hate her high-flahuting ideals thats what we abhor!
India:Our own cultures, are indangered from extinction....
All Toghether: So we must nuke her today, yes, all of us!
Sweden:Cut her down to size, so she will not intrude,
Finland:On our own unique way of life.
Madagascar:For as Rome has shown us, by collapsing to the ground,
All Toghether:That too great an empire is deranged!
(South Africa sings first part of chorus, then Luxembourg).
Mexico:Our trade laws are being violated! Those pigs are so hated!
China:Hi ya-ya! She must understand that her concept of human rights,
All Toghether:Does not suit all of us!
(Repeat chorus until end).
France:There is a place, that thinks that she's all that,
Spain:And that Nation, herself, is gonna get nuked!
Germany:She is getting way to big for her own good,
Switzerland:And, richer than me to boot!
Turkey:We can't go on, letting this filthy bitch,
Saudi Arabia:Spread her idea of paradise around!
Afghanistan:We can function well, without her thank you sir...
All Toghether:And so we, must show her who's boss!
Iraq:Hate USA! Hate what she stands for!
Hate her high-flahuting ideals thats what we abhor!
India:Our own cultures, are indangered from extinction....
All Toghether: So we must nuke her today, yes, all of us!
Sweden:Cut her down to size, so she will not intrude,
Finland:On our own unique way of life.
Madagascar:For as Rome has shown us, by collapsing to the ground,
All Toghether:That too great an empire is deranged!
(South Africa sings first part of chorus, then Luxembourg).
Mexico:Our trade laws are being violated! Those pigs are so hated!
China:Hi ya-ya! She must understand that her concept of human rights,
All Toghether:Does not suit all of us!
(Repeat chorus until end).
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Clever idea!
455 here as well.I Live in the Divided States of Bush's enema ( I meant the United States of America ), and while I disagree personally with alot of what you say, I understand it as well. PS- The first country that attempts a nuclear launch on the U.S.A. will be turned into the worlds largest sheet of radioactive glass known to man ( atleast while Dubya is in orifice...err office ).
Just picture you looking up some words in the dictionary so you can spell them right...
You mock the American way of life because of your jealousy. I'd like to see other countries boast about clean air, benefits, moderately lower gas prices (that used to be really low), clean water, and a primarily non-tyrannical government. American's can, because we do have those things. If you can back it up, it's not boasting.
Great parody. And to the American... well you wouldn't understand unless you lived in other parts of the world.
Having the China line at the end might not be the best idea here, talking about Human Rights. The still drown baby girls over there. Just a thought
American, I understand your view. I live in USA but can poke fun at it too, though had 2LD4U made a joke about 9/11 I would have 411'd in a heatbeat. Clean air? Ask CA why they have C.A.R.B and special gasolines and vehicles for their state ( and they aren't the only one ). Benefits? There but dwindling, but definately better than most. Gas prices: Agreed. Clean water? Ok, we aren't bathing downstream from cows, but water quality in many areas is not up to EPA standards. Non-tyrannical government? Here, sure. But for the most part we are the Planet Police. Would I want to live anywhere else? HELL F****** NO!! To Just a thought: Agreed-China's human rights are beyond piss-poor, then again America has one of the highest incarceration rates of any nation in the world, and one of a few modern ones that still has the death penalty ( not really for or against it personally ). Atleast he didn't mention the Sudan-regions where female mutilation, civil war, and genocide are commonplace.
Well, I don't know this song, so I can't vote, but I was too curious to pass this parody up. Instead of agreeing or disagreeing with the opinions listed here, I will just take a moment to be thankful to live in a country that has a lot of freedoms that other countries may not have. A country that has given me an opportunity to go to college and get a degree that will hopefully secure a well-paying career for me in the near future. If I was anywhere else, more than likely, I probably wouldn't be sitting at a computer, in the luxury of a two-story house, with three vehicles in the driveway, discussing arguable topics. No, America isn't perfect, and sadly, I see that everyday on the news and even when I'm driving home, but I am sure proud to be here and not anywhere else. And for anybody who doesn't like it here, they do have the freedom to leave.
Hey Scrawny Johnny! Excellent point you made. Nothing be further said.
Like i said before, i really don't think you could properly understand the p.o.v of the rest of the world unless you live in a different country and see it from a different perspective. You might be living a great life in America, ''a country that has given YOU a chance to go to college and get a degree that will secure a well paying career for You'', but that wasn't the point of the parody. The parody shows how the world sees things, but i'm not agreeing with what it says. And for the person that gave this parody ones, thats really unfair, just coz you don't like what it's saying doesn't make it a bad parody.
You gotta good point too, Alyssa, which is why I won't debate on it. I was just merely expressing my gratitude for being in America and kind of got carried away...I do that quite often.
Hey, if you're gonna cut US down in size, can we Finns take Minnesota? Swedes could take Wisconsin, and give the Norwegians both Dakotas!
I have fought to defend this country against her foes. The 101st Airborne, myself included, were the first to land in Normandy on D-Day. I have placed my life on the line in World War Two so that we, as Americans, have the right to say what we want and to speak out agianst our government. HOWEVER, I have also seen the atrocities and opression that the United States fights against. My company helped to liberate over 200 French, Belgian, and Dutch towns from the Nazi regime. America is a beacon of light and hope to the world. If America's values and ideals are hated by the world, please explain why hordes of people continue to pour into America's borders. IT IS BECAUSE WE REPRESENT FREEDOM FROM OPRESSION, THE DEFENSE OF HUMAN RIGHTS, AND LIBERTY FOR ALL. I have served in the American army to defend these basic rights. Until you can say the same, your comments are nothing but the stupid and treasonous ramblings of an ignorant malcontent.
Thanks
I don't think the parody was that funny. Sorry.
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