-> "We Are the Cubs"
Original Song Title:
"We Are The World"
Parody Song Title:
"We Are the Cubs"
The Lyrics
Here in our caves
We sleep until the spring has sprung
Then we go and enjoy out lives in the sun
There are grizzlies hungry
And it's time to lend a paw tonight
And give us all your grub
You humans come
And just invade our little homes
With campfires, and noise and your hunting
Grizzlies and their babies
All slaughtered by your hand
But beware, we getting even with you, Man
CHORUS
We are the cubs
We are the Grizzlies
We are the ones who beg and steal your food
So let's start eating
It's your grub we're taking
You're camping on our land
It's true; you shoot and trap us, bears
But you'll be sorry
Well, you pick up our cubs
And try to take them home as pets
But as mamas, we'll go and protect our babes
As God as shown us
We'll chew you up like bread
So you had all better leave us the hell alone
GRRRRRR!!!!!!
CHORUS
Gentle Ben, Pooh Bear,
And the Country Bear Jamboree
Even Brother Bear
Still, you humans cannot see
Well, well, well, well
Just realize
We're not too cuddly to recall
When we raid your homes and scare you away
To steal your food
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
CHORUS and Ad Lib
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